monkeyman

Perhaps they should consider getting rid of all the French words instead...

I suppose they could shove it up their arse and say they were in Iraq...

Just remember that "together" doesn't mean at the same time.

Seen on the window of a camping store during their January sale. "Now is the winter of our discount tents".

Oh, so they were your socks.

Why do they need to do a 90 day study anyway? Where the fuck were they before the 2pm closure was introduced? [smiley=banghead.gif] I know, TIT. Couldn't have put it better myself. be seeing you monkeyman

Sure they will. But they don't work in my Pattaya local so I probably won't see them again. Taking girls from FLB is just too close to shitting in my own nest. I use the place a lot when I'm in town, so I don't want to risk any kind of uncomfortable situation developing. But I think I see your point. My post reads like a put down of FLB girls. Not the intention, just clumsy wording on my part. Sorry girls. be seeing you monkeyman

I stopped taking girls from FLB some time ago. This thread just reminded me why. be seeing you monkeyman

Joop's dead right. Thai girls ain't so much different from from any other girls in the world. We just pay 'em to pretend that they are. be seeing you monkeyman

Guess that means I'll have to stop shagging the maids then.

I'm getting a strange feeling of deja vu...

After a week in Pattaya you'd need to change 'em for an even stronger pair. 8)

About 12 pints on a good night. [smiley=cheers.gif] [smiley=gulp.gif] be sheeing yoo drunkeyman

Great to have some vets in town. Perhaps they can do something about those bloody dogs.

......gleep gleep, where's my thribble?

I'm with Pete on this one. Besides, do we really want this info to be given to us on a plate? Ruins the challenge if you ask me. A bit like entering a quiz when you've seen the answers. Being scammed is part of the learning curve. No pain, no gain. Getting fucked over is just nature's way of telling you that you still don't know all the rules of the game. Must try harder. be seeing you monkeyman

Well, at least there's no restriction on people smoking fags.

peteboy Reminds me of a couple of years ago. A BG was telling me how she'd just come back from Bangkok airport after bidding a tearful farewell to this guy she'd been with for several weeks. We were in bed at the time. They may like you, you may connect. But chances are they'll be screwing someone else as soon as your plane leaves the ground. be seeing you monkeyman

Shilo I think maybe we're talking about different kinds of ring here. [smiley=wink.gif] be seeing you monkeyman

You could try walking up an down Pattayaland 1 with your hand on your hip. [smiley=rotflmao.gif]

This isn't just a helmet issue, but a general lack of protective clothing. It made me think about a former FLB hostess who I spent some time with. Very pretty girl, but her back was a mess of skin grafts, courtesy of a motorcycle accident several years previously. Four wheels good, two wheels bad. Listen to the man. be seeing you monkeyman

Well, I guess after 35 years she wasn't likely to have got better looking.

Ray If running wears your knees out, I'd be careful what kind of exercise you take in Pattaya. be seeing you monkeyman

If you don't fancy any of this, try the monkeyman marathon. Eighteen pints and a chicken vindaloo. be seeing you monkeyman [smiley=gone.gif]

Just think of it as a form of income tax, where it's accepted that the more you earn, the more you pay. Then some rich Thai gets on the bus and fucks the whole theory up. [smiley=livid2.gif] be seeing you monkeyman