monkeyman

Sick water buffalo fall in front of sister's motorcyle and make it skid into tree. Sister break head and tree fall onto house and hit Mama and Papa. Brother run to help but slip and fall down well and break leg. All now in hospital except buffalo who die. Please send 100,000 baht for hospital bill and new buffalo as I know you have good heart.

Well I think it's about time someone said something good about the French. But it ain't gonna be me. [smiley=behead.gif]

And remember, you can always rely on the French to be there when they need you.

I met a TG without a mobile phone on my last visit. She asked me to buy her one. be seeing you monkeyman (P.S. I didn't.)

No, but after reading your post I'm thinking about becoming one of their suppliers. [smiley=nod.gif]

Perhaps they should consider getting rid of all the French words instead...

I suppose they could shove it up their arse and say they were in Iraq...

Just remember that "together" doesn't mean at the same time.

Seen on the window of a camping store during their January sale. "Now is the winter of our discount tents".

Oh, so they were your socks.

Why do they need to do a 90 day study anyway? Where the fuck were they before the 2pm closure was introduced? [smiley=banghead.gif] I know, TIT. Couldn't have put it better myself. be seeing you monkeyman

Sure they will. But they don't work in my Pattaya local so I probably won't see them again. Taking girls from FLB is just too close to shitting in my own nest. I use the place a lot when I'm in town, so I don't want to risk any kind of uncomfortable situation developing. But I think I see your point. My post reads like a put down of FLB girls. Not the intention, just clumsy wording on my part. Sorry girls. be seeing you monkeyman

I stopped taking girls from FLB some time ago. This thread just reminded me why. be seeing you monkeyman

Joop's dead right. Thai girls ain't so much different from from any other girls in the world. We just pay 'em to pretend that they are. be seeing you monkeyman

Guess that means I'll have to stop shagging the maids then.

I'm getting a strange feeling of deja vu...

After a week in Pattaya you'd need to change 'em for an even stronger pair. 8)

About 12 pints on a good night. [smiley=cheers.gif] [smiley=gulp.gif] be sheeing yoo drunkeyman

Great to have some vets in town. Perhaps they can do something about those bloody dogs.

......gleep gleep, where's my thribble?

I'm with Pete on this one. Besides, do we really want this info to be given to us on a plate? Ruins the challenge if you ask me. A bit like entering a quiz when you've seen the answers. Being scammed is part of the learning curve. No pain, no gain. Getting fucked over is just nature's way of telling you that you still don't know all the rules of the game. Must try harder. be seeing you monkeyman

Well, at least there's no restriction on people smoking fags.

peteboy Reminds me of a couple of years ago. A BG was telling me how she'd just come back from Bangkok airport after bidding a tearful farewell to this guy she'd been with for several weeks. We were in bed at the time. They may like you, you may connect. But chances are they'll be screwing someone else as soon as your plane leaves the ground. be seeing you monkeyman

Shilo I think maybe we're talking about different kinds of ring here. [smiley=wink.gif] be seeing you monkeyman

You could try walking up an down Pattayaland 1 with your hand on your hip. [smiley=rotflmao.gif]