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monkeyman

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  1. Guess that means I'll have to stop shagging the maids then.
  2. I'm getting a strange feeling of deja vu...
  3. After a week in Pattaya you'd need to change 'em for an even stronger pair. 8)
  4. About 12 pints on a good night. [smiley=cheers.gif] [smiley=gulp.gif] be sheeing yoo drunkeyman
  5. Great to have some vets in town. Perhaps they can do something about those bloody dogs.
  6. I'm with Pete on this one. Besides, do we really want this info to be given to us on a plate? Ruins the challenge if you ask me. A bit like entering a quiz when you've seen the answers. Being scammed is part of the learning curve. No pain, no gain. Getting fucked over is just nature's way of telling you that you still don't know all the rules of the game. Must try harder. be seeing you monkeyman
  7. Well, at least there's no restriction on people smoking fags.
  8. peteboy Reminds me of a couple of years ago. A BG was telling me how she'd just come back from Bangkok airport after bidding a tearful farewell to this guy she'd been with for several weeks. We were in bed at the time. They may like you, you may connect. But chances are they'll be screwing someone else as soon as your plane leaves the ground. be seeing you monkeyman
  9. Shilo I think maybe we're talking about different kinds of ring here. [smiley=wink.gif] be seeing you monkeyman
  10. You could try walking up an down Pattayaland 1 with your hand on your hip. [smiley=rotflmao.gif]
  11. This isn't just a helmet issue, but a general lack of protective clothing. It made me think about a former FLB hostess who I spent some time with. Very pretty girl, but her back was a mess of skin grafts, courtesy of a motorcycle accident several years previously. Four wheels good, two wheels bad. Listen to the man. be seeing you monkeyman
  12. Well, I guess after 35 years she wasn't likely to have got better looking.
  13. Ray If running wears your knees out, I'd be careful what kind of exercise you take in Pattaya. be seeing you monkeyman
  14. If you don't fancy any of this, try the monkeyman marathon. Eighteen pints and a chicken vindaloo. be seeing you monkeyman [smiley=gone.gif]
  15. Just think of it as a form of income tax, where it's accepted that the more you earn, the more you pay. Then some rich Thai gets on the bus and fucks the whole theory up. [smiley=livid2.gif] be seeing you monkeyman
  16. Thanks Pete. I'll give it another go. [smiley=thumbup.gif] be seeing you monkeyman
  17. I've been experimenting with moving my FLB movies from my hard drive onto VCD using Ulead DVD Movie Factory. The program loaded International Women Of Mystery OK but when I tried the Walking Street Video it said it didn't like the file type. I think the .mpa file extension may be the problem as the program doesn't seem to list it. [smiley=banghead.gif] Any suggestions out there? ??? be seeing you monkeyman
  18. UK? They give slappers a bad name. [smiley=puke.gif]
  19. Tin Tin in Thailand? Is that anything like Can Can in Paris? It figures. I always had the guy down as a pervert. be seeing you monkeyman
  20. Dunno, I lost my copy when I was mugged by a couple of ladyboys on Beach Road. Apparently they were after a copy of "Boystown Review" by Brian Hatter and Ian Hoof. be reading you monkeyman
  21. The Montien has electronic safes in all rooms.
  22. Whaler I was expecting you to ask me where I usually went. ;D be seeing you monkeyman
  23. Have you read "The Beginner's Guide To Katoeys" by R. Spandett?
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