monkeyman

Try an early visit if you haven't done so before. The band are a lot quieter then.

They're crap at football too. I've seen some of the Nong Nooch team's home games. ::)

Sounds like a candidate for the Turner Prize...

That's true. The tourists only piss on the French...

They do have a joiner fee, but some hotels don't charge it if you book direct with them, so if you're planning to do this, it might be worth checking it out. I stayed there a couple of years ago and it is a nice hotel, and quite well placed. be seeing you monkeyman

None whatever. Just pointing out that us fellers who like cold bars ain't exactly spoiled for choice, so we wouldn't want FLB to come off the list. And I wouldn't dream of giving you advice on where to drink. I charge for that kind of information. ;D be seeing you monkeyman

Nothing wrong with the AC at all. And if you want a warmer bar, they ain't exactly in short supply. be seeing you monkeyman

So do you have to use the withdrawal method to get it back from them?

Pattaya would be in the shit if there wasn't.....

Little? Try this for size, schnookylumps. [smiley=teeth.gif]

There seems to be some differing stories on the guest policy at the Dusit. If you go there on a package deal they'll hit you for a 1000 baht per girl joiners fee. This may or may not be payable if you book with them direct. As regards guests in rooms, their rule is no unregistered guests, i.e. sign them in and cough up the 1000 baht and you're OK. If you can put up this, it's otherwise a very nice hotel and I'd recommend it to anybody. [smiley=thumbup.gif] be seeing you monkeyman

We used to dream of havin' hole in t'floor.....

Probably the best use they've ever been put to. [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif] [smiley=nod.gif]

The one that gets me is the toilets in Royal Garden Plaza where they put the bog paper outside the cubicles. What the fuck is that all about? ??? be seeing you monkeyman

I wasn't going to start a poll on this myself, but as someone else has volunteered to be Fletcher Christian I might as well have my two bahts' worth. As stated before, I think it adds both to the personality of the poster and the board and I'd like to see it back. In deference to the point Pete made, perhaps it could be limited to text only of say 40 characters or so. It might teach people to be more concise, a lesson which I think wouldn't be wasted on some posters on this board. be seeing you monkeyman

Yeah, I couldn't agree more. I mean, why would they be jealous of farang women anyway? Most of the blokes in Pattaya have travelled half way round the world to get away from them. ;D be seeing you monkeyman

Ah, right. Can't say I agree though. I thought they added some extra character to the board. Pete, how about having a vote on this? [smiley=nod.gif] be seeing you monkeyman

What's happened to the signature feature in Profile? It'll now only let you input a maximum of one character. be seeing you monkeyman

There's a couple of old threads about this hotel on pages 3 and 4 of this section which might be of help.

I think your best bet would be a visit to the chemists.

November to February is normally regarded as high season.

Do you have to pay a joiner fee for having an unregistered ghost in your room? ::)

Just what Pattaya needs eh? An antidote for beer. Great. All they need now is an antidote for sex. Oh hang on, they've already got one - Amazon A Go-Go. [smiley=puke.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] be seeing you monkeyman

I think a change of name might bring them a little more custom.

She'll like you even less if she finds out where you got it from. be seeing you monkeyman