monkeyman

Ayattap?

Why don't the airlines introduce a Fat Fuck Class? They could charge 1000 quid a trip, for which you get chucked in the cargo hold with as much pizza as you can eat. Reckon there's any profit in that?

Oh shut up you boring little tit. (just an in-joke, fellas Good choice, Eric. Can't think of a better one myself. Looks like nobody else can at the moment either. be seeing you monkeyman

Gus Check out the prices of single and double occupancy before you decide. It can work out cheaper to go for the single and pay the joiner fee. be seeing you monkeyman

Only with the lid down.

Christ, we're even getting hassle from child molesters now.

Another alternative is P J Scuba taxi transfers. See thread in "Meeting - Cost Sharing" section.

Any more of this and I'll be forced to trap you into a logical falsehood by means of a cunning semantic subterfuge.

I think I'll walk in future.

The best way to catch a baht bus from the Dusit is to go out through the small gate by the swimming pool which brings you out onto Beach Road where it turns left next to the beach. You'll always pick up a baht bus in a matter of seconds from there. be seeing you monkeyman

Yeah, but only because the fat bastard will eat the thin bloke.

It tends to be a series of short heavy bursts rather than one long continual one, so it isn't too difficult to avoid. But what the hell, even if you do get wet you'll have dried out before you know it. be seeing you monkeyman

English Judas? Already been done mate. Arnold Judas Rimmer. be seeing you monkeyman

Just by way of a postscript to this thread, I used the service myself last month and everything went fine. I had to front the driver a few baht for the tolls but it was knocked off the bill so no problems. If you want to pre-book your ride to Pattaya, this should do you OK. be seeing you monkeyman

I've stayed there a few times and have always been happy with the food and the service. I don't know of any watersports facilities, though there are plenty close by. They're not guest friendly like they used to be, but I never found this to be any more than a minor irritation. I think you'll enjoy your stay. be seeing you monkeyman

Sarges Can't remember the exact dates, but I'm guessing you copped for the beginning of the crackdown prior to APEC. Things are rather better now. ;D be seeing you monkeyman

Is that rat tart? [smiley=stomp.gif]

Yeah, I know the place. It's a fancy dress shop, and I think you're describing their "typical Englishman" costume. ::) be seeing you monkeyman

What little brown guests are we talking about then? Roach turds?

If you book through scandibar you get the cheap rate without taking out the membership. ;D be seeing you monkeyman

Er, I know Greg. It was just the usual sledgehammer wit at work. ;D be seeing you monkeyman

For the safe? Christ, how much is the room!!??

No use in LOS then, eh? I get free travel insurance from my bank as long as any part of the trip is paid for using one of their cards. Always worth checking with your bank and credit card companies as you may be eligible for free insurance and not be aware of it. ;D be seeing you monkeyman

Gordon, Thanks for the info. A late checkout and off to BKK methinks. ;D be seeing you monkeyman