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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a Little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need Water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matt

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target: Dear Mrs. Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are

Now here is a challenge! For all of you who keep thinking you are computer experts... Try this! So, you think you're so smart. Let's see how computer literate you are ....... *WHAT WOULD CAUSE THIS TO APPEAR ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN? 123490=\qweriop[ asdhjkl (zxcvnm GIVE UP? SEE THE ANSWER BELOW! | | | | | | | YEP, THAT'D DO IT !!

And may all those lying cheating TGF's knicker draws be infested with the fleas of ten thousand Soi Dogs.

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbour and asks him if he could buy a rooster for £100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?" The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy serviced every one of those hens and then nailed three ducks and a flock of geese at a pond. The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and v

If one is going to cut-n-past one should rember where one got em in the first place. http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/topic/52805-politically-incorrect-jokes PS Not all of us have Alzheimer's

Ok 6 bullets then...

Sorry duplicated post.

I suppose only a bar owner would come up with that one.

Back in the UK... Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry n

Nice one Eddy... And to think she may be queen one day Long live the Queen (I mean Queen Elizabeth II)

Just wonder what Bin Ladens last words were? heres a suggestion to kick off! OK, let me wipe my arse firs....

You would not be from Barnsly by any chance? "Former Labour MP for Barnsley Central receives 12-month sentence for fraudulent £14,500 claim"

No, but it is our lawn it shits on...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article634182.ece OK lowest, all but one "also ran" Warren Harding.

Republican black humor again. Republicans should really avoid the subject of IQ, do not forget GWB is reputed to have had the lowest IQ of any US President in history.

Anti Money Laundering laws of the UK: 1. any person leaving the EU must declare any amount of money carried over 10,000 Euro, (£8,500 apx). 2. any person carrying over £1,000 GBP must show legitimate entailment to the money, Customs may seize money they believe has bypassed the tax man or been earned while working illegally while in the UK. Point in case, (from UK Boarder Force, series 2 episode 9), gentleman, "Dutch National" working as taxi driver in London exiting UK at LHR found with a considerable amount of cash, he first claimed it was well under £10,000 after ascertaining t

I think the last got to be "MBBJ" Or is it "MBCBJ"

Noticed that the Honorary Consuls office in Jomtien was closed for a week, a few weeks back yet again, do hope it was for retraining.

Probably wanted out of his contract.

Seems the the "third sex" are being accepted as cabin crew. http://www.nationmultimedia.com/specials/n...1&pid=10185

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