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I think the main requirement is your ID, I doubt any Thai cop know much about immigration, they ought to do what the British cops do, I they are suspicious they call immigration who will give them an immediate answer. Often this comes about when a driver is pulled over and can only produce a foreign driving licence so the police will call immigration to ask how long they have been in the UK as if they have been in the UK more than a year their foreign licence is not valid.

I bet Air Traffic Control did not...

Just surprised how many Parisians knew what it was http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29658502

Rolls, I remember when it came as sheets in a box, also remember the outside privy, with plenty of ventilation, it was a product for the upper class, rest of us had to use newspaper, rather greasy like the chips that came in it. Talk about recycling...

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.” "That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would

Must have been firing blanks...

Well some posters are going to be well pissed off next time they get pull for a traffic violation and the cop refuse a bribe.

No word of a lie, a lot of kids broke up from school last Friday and seems they were allowed to wear what (and as little as) they wanted, I called by Mc "D"s lunch time the place was full of jail bail.

Paddy and Murphy share a room in down town Pattaya. Murphy asks Paddy to pop his head out the window. Paddy asks why? Murphy, Because I want to know if thew are still shooting at people who stick their head out of the window.

Looks like lift where you get in horizontally, 8 persons, how long does it take to get to the 15 floor? Not exactly much time for a orgy

Yes, it reminds me there is a big witch hunt going on down White Hall at the moment to find out who ticketed The Secretary of State's wheel-less bicycle on her girls night out back in late October.

Latest export to India...

I did not notice that... I just came across it, sometimes when an old story gets a lot of hits it flags it up as a story of interest.

I do not think it is using it for the purpose it was designed for that wares it down... No wonder no one wants to shake hands with those guys selling suits.

It's true... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm

Especially when the driver is "Tanked Up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_EFDxqjwWVk

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NgUG_Lh4ZSg

LOT'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole!' GOOD SAMARITAN A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the roadside, wounded and bleeding, what would you do?' A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, 'I think I'd throw up.' DID NOAH FISH? A Sunday school teacher asked, 'John

Aging Aunt Millie was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be ju

"Fuck me" not the best choice of words when you find out your bar fine is a kathoey...

If you finally got through the above here is ten more:

193 Funny & interesting Facts - (Don't ask me why 193?!?!) Please note that some of the 'facts' below have been proven false myths. An example is the duck's echo which does not echo (but proved that it does). It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted) A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in it's head. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. It is phy

Yes, I have had many requests to come home with me, some real stunners, certainly better quality than the coconut bar.