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Paul, I have a serious problem in that on recent visits to Hooty's I find that I'm failing to maintain a hard on once I have been in the bar for a while. I never used to have this problem. I attribute this problem to the cessation a year or so back of the hard-core lesbian live sex shows that used to be run there involving - amongst other things - whips, strap ons and dildos.These shows were guaranteed to ensure that a guy maintained his 'rock'. Any plans to re-introduce them?

Yes, there are very few genuine dikes in Bangkok although there are plenty of ladyboys.

If three drivers finish all within 1 point of each other then it is a case of Raikkonen getting lucky and the other being unlucky. If it comes down to 1 or 2 points then luck plays a big part.

Your ex-wife was describing her favourite sexual fantasy to her friend and this was how the friend replied... Thats not very nice of her to refer to you in that way..

So you're going to pay my boss compensation for me taking time off at short notice, pay for my flight out there, etc, etc. The chances of there being someone who is about to go to Patts for a week in the next day or so and happens to read your post is slim ... and if anyone was in Patts without accommodation they would be too busy enjoying themselves to be on this board.

We may finally have found some use for Roland's missing 10 baht or have I over bidded?

I am facing a 6 hour wait between connecting flights in December. This was one of the cheapest flights available . When I connected through Bahrain before I noticed that there were a lot of people having a kip on the floor. Does this happen in Doha a well? Does the airport authorities allow you to leave the airport and can you book a hotel through the airline so that you can rest for a few hours rather than staying at the airport? If so are there any cheap recommended hotels near to the airport?

I heard there was a fire there recently.

Are these the farang guys who visit go go bars posing as customers and then report back to the police on any bars which show too much nudity or are running explicit shows? Leading to some of our favourite bars being closed down for long periods and the girls in the other bars being forced to don bikinis? If so then fuck them. They are nothing worse than traitors!

Beware also that late at night the lady boys can become voracious. Slim pickings during the day only serves to make them bold and as night falls they will wander further away from the confines of the Blue Hawaii and Hi! Boss pubs in their forage for prey.....they will soon figure out that you have your own place on the Soi and be keen on turning it into some kind of 'short time' room.

I once met a girl in Marine nightclub who worked in a hair salon at the VC hotel. As soon as I saw her my heart skipped a beat as she looked like one of those Hi-So actresses you see on Thai TV. She was freelancing that evening and so agreed to come back to my hotel. It an eventful night and after seeing her off the following morning I had returned to bed to get some much needed sleep. My head had barely touched the pillow when I was woken up by the blare of the phone. Who could that be so early in the morning? I picked up the phone and some guy bellowed down the other end in a thick

I was there in the August when the last free drinks party was held. Hats off to you - it was a great gesture which few other bar owners seem to be making. I spent a load of money on lady drinks that night. I did however notice that the service girls would roll their eyes and spend three times as long getting the drinks whenever I ordered the free draught beer on its own compared to when I ordered it with lady drinks.

It is not so much the coldness of the beer that is the problem as the coldness of a few of the girls at NLD1 but I guess that has been covered in another of the threads.

It wasn't so much that she was asking for drinks as actually taking them without explicit agreement from myself. The first few times when I went in she would come up to me ask me which girls I liked. I would point out one or two and she would wave them over and ask me whether I wanted to buy them drinks. I would agree and then she would ask 'one drink for mamasan', it's OK?'. It is always a good idea to keep in with the mamasan so I would say yes. However, after a couple of visits this changed so that after I had agreed to drinks for the girl/girls she would say 'one drink for me', nod he

Bum holes should be spread and clits should be moist. Apart from that no other particular requirements....

It must be disheartening to be a bar manager when you take time out of your busy schedule to ask potential customers what they want only to be shot down. You are only trying to get BMs to help you to help themselves. If bar owners are on this site every day blatantly plugging their bar then this would become obvious and BMs are free just to ignore these posts. There is the option on the system to click the box to block posts from any BM that you want to ignore. Some time ago Alan offered to produce information showing which of his girls in his bar liked to do particular things e.g. anal, 2

I reserved and then cancelled my reservation at the Pattaya Bay Resort when they confirmed by email that you are only allowed one female guest in your room for no extra charge. There is a 500 baht charge for each extra girl that you bring back. One of the great things about Thailand is that you can enjoy the 2 girl experience for very little cost compared to what it would cost in your home country. I aim to experience this a few times on every trip and I once took 4 girls back to a hotel (it was not that great an experience - 2 girls is enough for most people). Staying at Pattaya Bay

When I went into Whats up agogo in July. There was a very good looking girl lazily lapping at the clitoris of a girl who had her legs spread on the mattresses at the far end of the bar to the entrance. She would raise her head every now and then to look around before languidly resuming her 'task'. I was sitting so close I could see her that her tongue was flicking across the raised hood of the girl's clitoris. I did not have to pay anything extra to see this as this show was almost continuous. One month later when I went in there last week things had changed. There were girls in their biki

Having stayed at Tim bar and read other reviews, I have to say that there some key negatives The person that owns Tim is a bit of a monster and is very difficult to deal with. She will not make any changes if you have problems e.g one guy had problems with ants in the bed but nothing was done. She is money hungry and along with the rest of the staff hate it when you take girls back to your room who are not from the gogo bar below the bar - and the girls in the gogo bar are known for being old, ugly and fat The rooms with jacuzzi's are really just normal baths with jets rather than pr

A few comments about the hotels after looking through the websites Hotel Konig Mansion: This has red, blue, green and PURPLE furniture and decorations - tasteful.It is also in the Arab quarter. Globetrotter Hotel: Yes, it does look cheap - from the outside it looks like a backpackers hostel. Vault: This requires a non returnable deposit of 1650 baht per booking.

Wonderful...except that some airlines purposefully do not allow their flight details to be listed on a price comparison site because they have to pay out each and every time that someone clicks on the price comparison site and then is forwarded on to the airlines's own site. They are charged for each click. Many airlines have special deals which they do not list on price comparison sites but keep for their own customers i.e. those customers who log on to the airlines's individual site without coming through a price comparison site.

For my first trip to Thailand in April 2006 I paid around £450 booking less than two months in advance, direct with Thai airways. I wanted to go back for the December 2006 period for the weekend just before Christmas to new years day. As this is a quiet period at work. Despite looking in August and September I could not find any indirect/direct flights less than £700. Eventually I gave up and booked in early October for a non-direct flight with Gulf Air for £850 for the weekend before Christmas Sat 23 Dec to 1st Jan. This year I looked earlier this month and the cheapest flight fo

1) The Lek hotel's airconditioning units are very noisy even on the lowest setting - you and your date for the night may have problems trying to get to sleep 2) The breakfast is buffet and is left unattended in the open air. I have seen flies in it and I got food poisoning, I think from eating the buffet 3) There are no proper in room safes in the old wing - just a flimsy lockable cupboard 4) Room service is only until 10pm 5) Rooms in the old wing are in need of updating 6) If you go to Walking street a lot then bear in mind that the Lek is still a 25 minute brisk walk there. If you hav