Sybarite

I was sitting beside one Windmill bar girl whilst she unfolded and counted out the little slips of paper that she got for each lady drink. She counted out 20 and told me that this represented 1000 baht as she got 50 baht for each lady drink. I was not all that surprised as Windmill is home to the bar girl who is most likely to say: 'Thank you for dink. I go dance now' 90 seconds after you have bought her a drink (because that is the maximum time that it takes for her to throw it down her throat and let out a satisfied sigh). The next time you see her she will be doing the same

Spinner? That photo made the contents of my stomach spin.

The main requirement for a bar like this is that it is brightly lit, like the one in Bangkok. At the BKK beer garden the whole place is very well lit and you can see what girls look like before motioning them over. I have not been to the one in Patts but from the pictures it looks as though in the evening it is dimly lit. Dim lighting works for me when I am looking for women in nightclubs in the UK but it works against me when I am trying to find a woman in Thailand. There have been many occasions when I have been talking to women in dimly lit bars and nightclubs who look OK but when w

But if he is over there then there is probably less chance of him being on here

Most of my days in Pattaya are spent trying to find a good oral hygienist who doesn't charge a lot for fillings.

Their website says that the room is for 1 or 2 people. This implies that if you bring back a second girl then you will get charged. I sent them an email asking them about this but they have not replied

Papillon I know it's a big ask, but please try and pay at least a little bit of attention to what's written earlier on in the thread before you start cumming in your pants like an over excited school kid watching his first porno flick.

Depends on your definition of 'hassle'. As mentioned above and detailed in a separate thread some guy got pepper sprayed and got seven kinds of shit kicked out of him by the staff resulting in a trip to the hospital the last time he visited this place.

Which posts? Your posts on this board?

My course of action in a situation like this would be to Formally complain to the bar and give them reasonable time to look at what happened and get back to you Report the matter to the police if it is a possible crime and the tourist police. The police may not take any action but the tourist police could bring some heat to bear if they thought that the matter could get reported and lead to poor publicity putting off others from coming to Thailand If all the above fails and if you have no intention of going back to the bar again then publicise the matter on forums. This will antago

Is this not the same bar where some scandinavian guy got pepper sprayed and had to be scraped off the pavement by passers by after deciding to partake of it's hopsitality one evening?

I hope you spend some of your relocation budget money on attracting some attractive ladies to the new bar when it opens. When I popped into Mistys for a drink back in December there was not a single girl there who was decent looking enough for me to want to buy a lady drink for. Ended up buying a lady drink for a random service girl as there was not that much difference looks wise between them and the dancers.

I am not normally known for making hysterical statements but Songkran was the worst days I have ever spent anywhere at anytime. It is probably the only thing which could make me want never to return to Thailand. It's that bad.

Does Pattaya have the equivalent of a telephone directory enquires or yellow pages where we can find these 'recognised charities'? I have never seen any of these charity workers walking around trying to help the street beggars.

That must describe at least half of the bar girls in Pattaya..

I had a look around a few of the rooms at both of the day and night hotels. The area was very shitty and I felt nervous walking around. The rooms were appalling. Broken shower heads, rusting baths, wardrobes with doors hanging off. It is massive and the feel of the place inside was like a prison. I had no intention of staying but the receptionist confirmed that if I brought back a second girl then I would be charged an overnight fee.

Do they throw in a free Thai girl for that price?

I thought these guys were of modest proportions?

Pattayaland has perhaps the best set of neon displays of any street outside of Walking Street. Many newbies therefore get distracted and go there not knowing that there better bars in Walking street. The bars there know that the guys will eventually discover walking street so they try to hustle them for as much money as they can - the chief amongst these being Kitten club. Pattayaland was always too close to comfort to Boys town for me in case I got drunk and wander into that L shaped bit connecting the two Pattayaland sois. As for Misty's it would be a shame if it has gone down h

Another 48 hours

Sorry to harp on about this however... getting buck naked and jumping into a jacuzzi with a couple of equally buck naked bar girls...playing a game of hide the soap...

How much is it for a rub-a-dub in the tub?

Nothing is free on the beach - not even cock hungry ladyboys. You should have work this out by now.