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Heyup Mr DT I might use you one day but I want the sign with "Mr. Phatphuck" at the airport at no extra charge..... If my wife's with me you'll have to call her something else or you won't get paid I fear. Wehey! Andy Cap

Gotta go on my list....... if it runs out I leave..... maybe alone! Wehey! Andy Cap

Hope you're recovered by Monday 15th.... but I doubt it! Have a good evening on the 12th Alf. Andy Cap

I'm with you on this one MLC - if you see clouds forming get a BF takeaway from your nearest bar - or even better call for home delivery using wisely stored BG numbers - and use that "trapped time" in the hotel wisely.... I'll post a pic of my jailer from last trip when I get home from work..... no hang on - here she is http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/uploads/...-1221891140.jpg Andy Cap P.S. I've just noticed Mr. Bazle is member number 45 - are we trying to teach our granny to suck eggs here??? P.P.S. Sorry I'm an expat but not in the right place IMHO

I remember my first visit to TQ2 with Mrs Cap (seems like eons ago but it was only a year ago - almost to the day). There was a party going on, there was a smiling welcome (not what you expect when you come from Europe...) and within 15 minutes we knew everyone's name and had a girlie on each arm..... Alf is a good welcoming host and you can hear him when speaks to you!!!!! Also there's plenty of Sangsom in the Sangsom/Coke...... Just look up on the left as you head in from Beach Road for the sign as the soi is easy to miss (good staging post to and from FLB). Andy Cap

Wow Kaiyai Very interesting stuff - the first part of that first clip seems to finish at the left turn at Subway/Walking Street but what about the other bits..... anyone? Looks same-same but different... Thanks for the nod KY (huhuhuh he said KY) Andy Cap

It's about time those bloody Vikings got kicked out ....... coming here stealing our women .... we've had 1,000 years of those Scandinavian bastards.... That's why it is the funnies section - because some people are funny. Andy Cap

Thank God for that! Based on the report of the first one, it was turning into a series of "Ripping Yarns". Make sure your car's fixed for when I get back though Adam (even Buddha doesn't know when...) Cheers Andy Cap

Some people of Turkish descent in the Bundestag now Tom - unlike you to be behind the times???? http://www.osservatoriobalcani.org/article...iew/10849/1/407 Maybe we'll see some Brit/Thai offspring as PM being fought over by the yellows and reds in 30 years... I've just realised the OP is in the funnies section......... Andy

Exactly what I was thinking HWS. Oh well, it's nice to dream....... Andy Cap

You got it Joe. Also; Islam is splintered like Christianity - you cannot paint all individuals with the same brush....nutters everywhere (oops mixed metaphors!) Andy BA Arabic (long time ago)

Teehee! So you're not tellin' then? Maybe the BBC's expense accounts have been credit-crunched. I did enjoy your article Ron. Maybe you could get Bobby to let you ghost-write for him? Cheers Andy

Thanks for that Mr. M. No curry is France so the Ahaar it is on the next visit... Andy Cap

Glad to hear all going well. Thanks for the update. Andy Cap

Hi all and Rambo Well.... this is a great piece of kit. There must be thousands of excellent quality songs on it and all in CD graphic format. I've spent over a thousand quid and many years years getting my backing tracks collection going and here's the whole lot in one go... Lots of new tracks too - it's got me thinking whether I shouldn't get a girlie to set up a duo! Rambo Dave sent everything as promised and gave me a free upgrade to a 500gig drive. I can recommend this kit and Dave's service. Andy Cap

Hi glynbuk That cabin looks nice but pricey. Just as well we're not all the same..... I guess you have loads-a-money or perks that get you that sort of luxury cheap(er) - good for you. I used to fly in a Gulfstream private jet when I worked for Disney shops in Saudi - that was free - and they let me sit in the jump seat on landings too. But I digress.... Never been a great one for so-called "luxury" and tell me something is "exclusive" and I run a mile. I don't come to Thailand to be hermetically sealed off from the place and pay a premium for it. So my point is..... if you get the

That's a good law Alan. Wish we had that here in France. To the OP. I have several properties in France and had a look at buying in Pattaya but rents are so cheap, renting means you can move around, the re-sale market is iffy and rental income not a great return on investment - so decided against. There you go. That's only me though. Andy Cap

Where does Pin suggest Martin? You could get commission! Andy Cap

Get the bus you idiot - it costs 150 baht and you get a free short time (or 2 if you're a good negotiator). WTF? Andy Cap

Hi Alan We haven't met but I wish you a happy half century....(hang on maybe we did meet on a bar crawl....all a bit blurry!!!). Andy Cap

Hi Su I think your BM will need explaining very regularly...... Good luck and enjoy the atmosphere! Andy Cap

Thanks for that MC - hadn't heard of it and see that Emirates has seat change possibilities. Gulf Air not on it though. Cheers Andy Cap P.S. I always arrive 2 to 3 hours before the flight and have a good book in my bag.

Ooooo Sybarite! I think a few people might like to have some fun with you on this one.... got your tin hat? As a human being and fellow BM however, I commiserate with you! Best get those wanking muscles back in order....as they say "it's in the wrist action". Use the refunded tax for a nice prezzie..... any ideas guys? Andy Cap

Thank God - a bar without "blu" décor..... Might attract the Russians though! I thought it must be a commie theme... Good luck! Andy Cap