atlas2

I always go for a beach Villa.....In for a penny in for a pound. Villa 101 is at the end of the private bay and completely private with your own pool to 'paddle' in. Low season and through an agent (not direct) for the best deals. Price includes a private speedboat to the island.....The girl's squeal throughout the ride. You're met on the beach by the staff lined up to wai you both. The girls accept this show of servitude with the aplomb of a princess born to it. All of the 6 girls Ive taken here, half of which were soi 6 superstars proved to be perfect partners. Most kept their personalised soaps to bring home and show their mates. For a couple I had business cards made from one of the photos taken on the beach. Some of you may have one.......... I have made videos here with all the girls but the one below is off of youtube.

On what figures do you base that estimate on?

Well that's me red-carded and out of the game.

Tom's gone off in a huff and he's taken his ball home with him.......... We'll have to play something else.. Why not do what it says on the title........ come up with 40 actual reasons not to support England in the World Cup. We've had a yellow card. So play nicely lads or the next one's a red.

After consideration I've edited the post of mine you quoted........ Our rich language lives on....

Now I can think of only one reason why someone would give this poor bloke a negative Papps

English is a vibrant living language and has been for centuries. It grows and changes daily because it 'lives' Willm Shakp William Shaksper Wm Shakspe William Shakspere Willm Shakspere By me William Shakspeare Even he couldn't decide how to spell his own name. Just remember 'Wicked' means good now......... and so does 'Bad' I happen to think the American English spell checks are a 'bad' thing. I get tired of correcting the corrections and let it slide more often than I used to. Unlike Evil I'm pretty sure it will mean that American spelling hold's sway in the century to come. If he couldn't spell his own name..... I doubt that olde Rapper, (master of iambic pentameter and the onomatopoeic soliloquy finished off with a rhyming couplet), Shakespeare would have a problem with it so.. "English spell'in, dats cocksuckin hard I knows it, 'cause I's the muther-fuck'n Bard

Nice work if you can get it!

??? What was I going to say.........? Oh yeah I keep losing my train of thought. 'Rot fi shun gan' is a Thai 'suparsit' or 'saying/proverb. It means a 'train crash' but Thais use it whenever two customers or boyfriends appear at the same time..........Quite a common occurrence if it has it's own suparsit........ Derailed a few relationships....... To the OP....... Try Paradee Resort on Koh Samet.

My mate swears by them. He got an upgrade........(Ironically with money I've loaned him) to Elite Class which was on offer at 900 pounds.

England on it's own it's a very small area. Don't know how many American states, (or Commonwealths) it will fit into, some of them multiple times. Considering it's smallness the number of English regional accents and dialects is staggering. I read somewhere that communities were confined to an area defined by how far they could walk with a herd of sheep or cows in half a day, (to the market and back). Go to a tailors in Birmingham and ask for, 'a kipper tie' and and they'll likely ask, 'Milk and sugar?" English, for better or worse has spanned the globe and there will be a lot of 'English' accents of one sort or another represented at The World Cup' next year.......... Just not English with a Scottish accent.

Did ye know...E'ba'gum.......Is Mugabe spelt backwards............? " Never.....Well I'll go t'foot o'our stairs!' "Ay, like as not, 'appen as maybe." My uncle, (broad cockney) taught me 'Albert and the Lion' when I was about 9..........I can still recite it t'this day...... Not much of a party piece anymore............More's the pity! Still there's always 'Ernie'......."You can ear the 'oofbeats pound as they raced across the ground and the clatter of the wheels as they spun round and round" Funny the things that still clutter the brain after 61 years. For those of you that have never heard 'Albert and the Lion' have a listen. Humour from a more innocent time... http://youtu.be/aKovQRzIQwI

It's OK Tom we all know the 41st reason you'll not be supporting England. These teams are just perfect without support...................

Shows there's a little bit of Benny Hill (God Bless him) in all of us......... My own survey favours EVA.

The showers on the 380 are nice....... ...I recall on my first trip over in a 380 how immediately after settling in first class a curvaceous hostess undulated to my seat, a bottle of Churchill's favourite, 'Paul Roger' Champagne balanced on her hip...... And leaning forward so I could confirm her ample dumplings were indeed unfettered, she rested the ice-bucket next to my pouring arm, while assuring me that she will be on hand for the, 'heavy lifting'......And, "any other service you can think of Mr atlas......" Moving my gaze from her udders to her eyes I say with a winning leer, "A couple of things do spring to mind." She giggled mischievously and asked, "Would you like to book a slot in the shower? (she was ahead of me it seemed). "I'm afraid you are only allowed 5 minutes-worth of water, but First is empty today, it's just you and me in this cabin.......... so you won't be disturbed." At the allotted 'shower-hour', my kidneys having worked that miracle of turning champagne to piss and my bladder bursting to be rid of it, I entered the shower room with my member already freed and in hand......... She was waiting, sat naked astride the dunny with one finely turned calf resting on the rim of the sink ........."Here let me do that for you. This is First Class," she giggled. Her cool hands girdled my still flaccid penis gently guiding it between her parted lips and began to suck........... "Wake up Mr atlas it appears you've had a.....a... childish accident." I sat on a newspaper for the rest of my flight in economy and tried not to drop off again...........

'Noses run and feet smell'.......... Funny? Confusing maybe, but you can see a 'logic' But why do, 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the bloody same?? This play on words could be my 'favourite' (note the superfluous 'u' just then) 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? George Carlin

I'm crushed....

I think I can guess that even if your money would be on The USA your heart will be with England!............ I'm right aren't I?

I think Rio Janeiro is 10 hours behind Thailand you can work it out........I'll be watching England at whatever the time it is they are playing.

Did you not know that England had qualified??

I like to post the slightly odd stuff you come can across when you enter a youtube wormhole ............... This guy deserves some credit. just shows, 'there's one in every crowd' http://youtu.be/4Yl17qNbEeQ Notice Papps in the woolly hat.....

Just dan't 'it me wiv yer riding crop guvnor!!! These are me own teef..............Well I paid for 'em anyway.

There are a couple of first/Bizz class threads at the moment, to which I have nothing to add other than churlish resentment.

I haven't seen inside it but this new Ladyboy show venue on Teprasit.......200 million baht and and modeled on The Colosseum in Rome... could make a wonderful spot for visiting acts. It reminds me of The Roundhouse in Camden. If this place isn't adaptable for various forms of entertainment it's a wasted opportunity. Does Pattaya really need another LB Show??

Me? I grab anything. Friends of mine recently enjoyed a limousine, champagne pick-up with 2 champagnettes to the Penthouse Hotel. Which is certainly a different way to 'arrive'.