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I used to work in a sewer…..I became an expert on turds. I could always spot my wife's turd floating passed……….She used to tie my packed lunch to it. As for your idea: I hollow out a turd and insert rolled up cash and leave it floating! That only works if you've been eating corks.

Aye……..Typical Yorkshireman…….Can peel orange in't trouser pocket…….. So tight that when 'e farts only dogs 'ear it. 'Cepting when he's in't pool a'course…….. Yorkshireman's jacuzzi he calls that!!... Wakes up 'alf the darkside then as-like …………………………………………………. Bloody cold again Jacko I'm off for my dip. The last few days the only way to warm my old bones after a swim is a mid-morning drive with the windows up and air-con off. ……………………………………………….. Now back to the thread. If you don't trust the safe…...There are some good hiding places in hotel rooms. For money I've u

Clapton has collaborated with dozens of artists. This time he's with Sting doing another Jimi Hendrix tribute. For my money this knocks spots off his own version of 'Little Wing' on the Layla album. Sting stung Clapton to play out of his comfort zone on this one. Head-phones are obligatory. Not much like Clapton………Not much like Jimi either Clapton only stops after he's cum in his pants……….

I agree Spike.

A bowl of jellied eels and a photo of Margret Rutherford in nothing but her support tights does it for me….But I'm hard to please.

I was a Keith Urban fan for quite a while before I even discovered he was an Aussie………I thought he was Texan, bloody sounds it……….And I didn't have a clue he played guitar so well. He wrote good country songs and sang them well….That was enough for me. Then it turns out he's married to Nicole Kidman too…... the bastard!! I have always thought, 'Don't Let Me Down' was a relatively underestimated Beatles' song. These two bring it to life and a bit more. Even though he cocks up the words….(so did John on the roof) and his guitar strap comes loose in the middle of his solo. For me it was

I adore this woman. She's in there with Bardot, Pfeiffer, Zeta-Jones and Vivienne Neeves, (if anyone remembers her)…. in my personal droolings. Now that I know she's up and down those slopes like a fiddler's elbow it makes her The perfect woman. Sadly I must accept that she wouldn't give me the snot off her ski-gloves. Still I will be watching thanks for the news. Oh and Patna, nice photos in the boobies thread.

You'll probably find the problem is somewhere between the keyboard and the chair……..

You have to see this……….Not sure if it's part tribute part piss-take……..Not quite heavy metal but Ironman nails this. This was from 2011 and Sting's 60th birthday bash. http://youtu.be/xiuzFNtki60

i just click on 'share' highlight the link code by clicking in the box…….It highlights in 'yellow' then cut and paste. Your not the only person to have a problem recently. i never have and I'm not sure why.

I wanted an excuse Sam to post this………Let's see if it works. Sometimes songs give me goose bumps……..This girl gives it fucking everything. http://youtu.be/7mnycoYiQxY

Positive vibes Jacko…….Trust to luck and karma……... Or Big Mick's suggestion.

I've been there 4 times….3X with the 'Boss' and once with my son who also loved it. I was hoping you had more pictures of your' GF………We didn't see her face last time.

Just heard the 2022 Qatar World Cup is likely to be held in November or December. Should be an interesting domestic season.

Look, I'm going to leave this here before MM closes us down……… Jacko, because he's a mod can't defend himself. Out of the blue you make an unfair and arbitrary association between Jacko, Bernard Manning and bigotry. I call foul on you. Here's some bigotry If you want some……. As Bushcraft said……."It's a pity' Boy, 7, attacked in Scotland for wearing England shirtA seven-year-old football fan punched in the head by a racist thug because he was wearing an England top vowed today to continue to support his soccer heroes. Hugo Clapshaw was enjoying a kick-around with his father

I'm a fan of some of the above……….But in the interests of variety this is rather fun…….You'll have to watch on youtube. http://youtu.be/6mC3WctU1IQ

Some truly great players there and being Scottish wouldn't make me 'indifferent' to them and want, (out of jealousy or spite) to ignore, rather than appreciate their skills. It's not been since... 1998 that Scotland had a team in the finals and that's a pity. A result I suppose of the number of 'ready made' buy-ins squeezing out our home grown players from the Premiere league. Whereas in the past Scottish, Irish and Welsh players abounded in the top flight of the old First Division, nowadays there ain't much representation from any of our home nations. Without that chance a lot of British

I'll tell you when I do my next transfer..... The pound will sky rocket the next day. I can predict that with a certainty gained from years of miss judgements

So you're a well-travelled fan of English football teams (with the medal to prove it), but you won't be supporting England. Out of ……..'indifference' you say… OK.

I don't think you're joking…….. Time for my dip.

Well, as I said …..'Walcott is out.' It's a shame as I think he was maturing into his pomp this season. I think this weakens our….(England's)…..chances. Maybe it simplifies things for the manager. Blatter's having the conniptions over Brazil's preparedness to stage it all……….I expect things to come together in time and the Brazilians themselves to get behind the competition. However, woe-betide Brazil should have a bad tournament. That would be a disaster. The countries that 'did'nee' qualify might then count themselves lucky.

Where's the hate?? As for recognizing banter? 'Hello kettle ……..you're black.' I for one have no interest in your claimed 'indifference' …Don't believe it mind…... but who cares?

Jacko was joking boy'yo

"Don't 'fro…. bloody.. claymores... at me"….

It's been a while since there's been trouble with The England team's support….(thank God!). But I honestly agree with you there. Absolutely shameful and I can understand your reluctance to have anything to do with such behaviour. No point in being tarred with the same brush. Happily 1988 was back in the last century. I don't think there's been a real riot in England since 2008 in Manchester………A UEFA cup final……... Rangers Vs Zenit St Petersburg. It's OK Tom, just pulling your leg. I know the unwritten rule. There's nothing I can say if you hearts against us. From my point of view, as