Gawd Elpus

I am interested in starting a new "gang" here, any one interested ??? we could have forum Gang wars

Women are OK, but you cant beat the real thing.

An oldie but goody RIP Steve Marriot

I can verify that, I have only just come out of a Coma yesterday

Try these pics of Agnetha Fältskog If that does not work, try cracking one off over Bjorn

That is exactly what I do. Old Max, my faithful 4 legged friend is there waiting to catch a spray of man custard in his chops before coming over to lick my finger. I chuck him a biscuit for his troubles. I do not know what I will do when he is gone ??? Guess I will have to go back to shagging the wife I suppose.

I dunno, sticking your finger up your on arse can be fun, I do it a lot when I am bored I get my dog to lick it clean when I am finished..............its a win/win situation.

You have the option of Suicide or voluntary Euthanasia in Switzerland (which comes at a price). May I offer you some pastimes to alleviate your boredom ? - try twiddling your thumbs (very therapeutic) - build an Airfix model of a WW2 fighter plane - defrost you refrigerator and clear out all the old shit in the freezer compartment and then eat it. - Get a dog - take up knitting - go through your CD collection and catalogue them and stick labels on the covers - go and feed the swans in your local park - carry out a random killing (ie just place your finger on a name in your local telephone directory, then go and kill them with a shotgun for being a random bastard) - give your sports medals and nic nacs a good clean with Brasso - see how many times you can masturbate over a picture of the blond bitch in Abba Hope this helps.

I dont think they are cliquey - its just the outsiders I cant stand

Animal porn for me, goats getting fisted, fat ladies receiving a good seeing to from a Mexican donkey The usual stuff

Soi Lenkee, that is the Soi directly across the Junction from top of Soi Diana. Le Katai is opposite Opey De Place.

I have been staying at Le Katai for the last 6 years or so. Was good friends with Andy, who has now moved to VN. I think the above is a fairly well balanced report. I think the place is good value, had the double room suite last time on the newest part of the building, since they expanded the hotel and restaurant/bar area by acquiring the bar that was next door. Danny, his partner runs the place now. I have never had any problems with the place, except for superficial things that have been fixed straight away. Its always pretty full, even in low season, which indicates a lot of return custom. Its really easy to book via email to Danny, and always get a prompt reply and choice of available rooms. I am sure there are better places, but for the price, I find it very reasonable and well located. The food downstairs is also pretty good, and found myself eating there a lot on my last trip. Not much of a girl scene at night though, as mentioned. Drink and food prices are very reasonable.

My 2nd to last night, when I pack in as many things that I never got round to doing earlier on my trip. I get absolutely exhausted, but its full on and exciting. I sleep like a baby all te way on the plane coming back.

I have read almost identical statments from you in other threads aboiut other topics. it seems that you are the only person in the wrld who has not been brainwashed by a Nanny state which could leave you in need of psychiatric treatment. I think you would probably like to be an "anarchist" when it's easy just to oppose everything

Thanks, the next time I see a black man in Bangkok, I shall assume that he is a drug dealer

He made a couple of Jazz albums, Carole King fucked him off and he became a drug dealer in Liberia

I wonder what happens to the drugs, once they have been submitted as evidence ? One would imagine that they are destroyed, but I have often wondered whether some or all, still end up on the streets ???

ha ha, never had the Testosterone jab myself, just multi vitamin which was good. A friend of mine goes there every.time he visits Pattaya and swears by it, although I am not convinced, I thought this sort of treatment had to be a course of injections, not just a one off. I have also heard of Testosterone patches being sold in the Pharmacy next to Tims agogo.

There is a clinic that will give you a T shot in the arse . It is situated right near the top left hand side of Soi Lenkee just before 3rd Road. The Doc speaks fluent English and it used to be 500 baht a shot, but suspect that it is now around 6/700 baht as this was 3 years back.

I will give you an example of a nasty virus that was around last year. Sure I got it from a porn site (Red Tube) I clicked on a link and an alien virus alert came up. It was not my anti virus though, it was a rogue site that had dished out a virus and then gave an option for me to pay for their anti virus programme to get rid of it. it hijacked my computer and would not allow me to carry out any operations on the computer. Fortunately, I was able to get rid of it in the end by starting up in safe mode and running and deleted the corrupt files from the Registry. They were disguised as well, and well hidden in the system. Moat viruses are not that harmful. Most people would have ended up taking their PC to a specialist to get the virus removed. There are plenty of viruses around and trojans too. I would say that you have been either extremely lucky or limited in your internet use, not to have had any sort of virus or malware without protection. Many viruses automatically install themselves into the registry without you even knowing it. I have barebacked a lot of women in Thailand in the past, yet have never caught an infection. It does not mean that there are no infections out there, but that I have been very lucky. Perhaps it is the same with your PC.

Well, I am no stranger to computers and have used a number of anti virus programmes. All, have let viruses and malware slip through. I have had the longest spell of security with Avast, and it is efficient at blocking unwanted registry files. I recently ran a scan with Malwarebytes and apart from 3 mildly suspect files, all was clean. With previous Virus guards like Norton and AVS lots of bad stuff and trojans used to slip through the net and plonk things on my lappy. There is never a sure fire way of keeping all viruses and malware off of a PC as they are being created everyday, but my laptop has been very stabe since I put in a new hard drive and installed Avast.

Avast is brilliant, it is also free. Its the best I have ever used. Live updates every few hours and has kept my lappy free of all ills including malware.