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Finally something I recognize! Black Knight

Pooping @ Work (a survival guide) We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassme

LOTR: The Two Towers - wasn't cuckoo's nest his first movie?

UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. SICK DAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of si

Predator 2

Danny Glover

Whoopi Goldberg

Ah ha. That was his name. And just to not do what you think I'll go with the movie I first saw him in where he plays yet another dickhead. Ghostbusters

Ha Ha, looks like an electric razor with a side view mirror.

Shit, I can picture the guys face but not his name. Played the asshole teacher, and also the news guy from the die hard movies. Damn. If only I were willing to cheat.

Hellboy

Cruel Intentions - My favourite movie of her's, but only cause of the other hotties and content.

Pleasantville

And as I don't recall a single other person in that movie, I'll go with Jim Varney.

Stress Test Be honest and try to answer each question honestly. They seem simple at first and get harder as you go along. Question: You are running late for work, so you cut through the park to save time. As you round the corner you find a little girl crying because she has spilled her ice cream all over herself. What do you do? a. You are so late that you keep on going and hope that no one sees you. b. You stop and offer to buy her another ice cream to shut her up. c. You stop and offer to clean her up and get her another ice cream. d. You lick the

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading Canada, Albertans will no longer be referred to as 'Rednecks.' You must now refer to them as Rocky Mountain/Prairie Canadians And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED Canadian' 2. She is not ' EASY ' – She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' (Loved this one!) 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND'

I know he was on Saturday Night Live a few times but TV doesn't count. The only other movie I know he was in (without it being for voice work) was one of those stupid "Ernest" movies, but I can't remember which one.

Huh... humor during tragedy. Who'd a thunk it!

One of my favourite actors - Gary Oldman Any idea why this post was moved to Idle Chit Chat? Almost no one plays anymore and I blame the move.

Ed Asner

Maybe you mean BP, cause it's no longer called British Petrolium since it became a multinational company, which is partly owned now by USA interests. Thanks, and very true. Some people make light or joke about serious issues in order to cope with them. It's human. Rather than running around screaming at the top of your lungs about things you can't do anything about.

The ever lovely Kristy Swanson.

First of all I'm not looking for an argument. I know it's the worst environmental disaster in history. If the joke had been made before the gulf disaster and was referencing the exxon oil spill I doubt anyone would have had a problem with it. Just to respond to what you asked for heres a couple of lists. No matter what lists I find on the net it seems that the USA appears to have more (majority) than most any other country. http://sayiamgreen.com/blog/2009/10/the-wo...rs-of-all-time/ http://earthfirst.com/americas-top-10-wors...ntal-disasters/ http://www.truthout.org/the-te

No shit! Deadliest spiders, deadliest snakes, largest crabs, crocodile dundee... LOL.

Yummy Tyra Banks