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Hard to believe it's already been a year. Congratulations Pete, the gaff just keeps getting better.

So far so good. Off to Shanghai this Friday, got some info from boardies here and on other sites and I'm good to go. The "Firipin" (Filippina bars) here in Japan are fun, and apparently the girls can be persuaded to do the deed for 3,000 baht. If I find out at first hand I'll let you know.

Yeah sorry about that Arno, they were all ignoring you and hanging with the customers who spend money -- like, oh I dunno, me

Damn it Paul, bad enough half your posts say "Cheers mate, see you then!" Do you have to open two threads with the same title?

Clothing? The girls at Catz have clothing? I knew a good thing couldn't last...

It's very simple. If you met her in a bar, and you're sending her money, and she says she's not shagging anybody else, she's lying. The photos don't change anything. I can tap my fingers on the desk to see that they have feeling. I don't have to stick them in the toaster to make sure.

It's spelled "ass," and I'm already counting the days. Work is the curse of the drinking classes, and as soon as the curse lifts I'll be down in Patpong-bye-the-Sea again. Glad to hear my favorite shebeen is even better.

Hey Paul, congratulations on the new price structure! Sounds like a deffo winner to me! Of course not everyone likes lesbo shows where two genuine donut bumpers stuff an eight inch strapon dildo ALL THE WAY IN... And why would you want to sit in a bar with delicious Asahi beer, served COLD every time, with proper service staff who know what they're doing? Hell, I'm with Sparkydave, I'm staying away from Misty's. Between noon and eight PM, anyway.

I'm not in Pattaya now And from the looks of the lineup, the increase in punters seems to be making it easier to attract top totty talent. Ain't a virtuous circle a beautiful thing?

LTGR, you doubt my largesse? The party was a huge success if I may say so myself. Lots of great food and lots of friends old and new dropped by. One friend rode his motorcycle down from Bangkok just for the occasion! Sorry you missed it. There was a big sign on the wall to commemorate the event. However PSP is dyslexic, so he spelled Lady Drink King "Paul (PSP)", Sayonara was spelled "Happy Birthday", and he managed to get the date wrong too, but these are minor spelling errors. Best of all, Misty's amazing sapphic pegging show was on four times that night. I've seen the show so

Indeed! All the more for us to enjoy

OK thanks. How much is the beer?

Damon, they haven't run out yet, though Big Buddha and I popped in last night and depleted their stocks still further. And yes, Jerry, barfines are now just 500 baht.

That Palmer's spread is awesome. Love the sausages and chicken wings. I'll try to remember not to eat before I get there this time! Oh, and Paul you forgot to mention the best donut-bumper show in town, bar none!

I agree. Coke drinkers, the price of your drink pays for the company of PRETTY NAKED GIRLS. I'm not going to argue about it, just get over it. I will, however, give you a tip: Family Mart sells 1-2-Call top-up cards. You can buy these, and top up your mobile phone with them. You will then be able to phone somebody who gives a shit. :clap1 Now, back to the task at hand! I was in Catz last night, and my delicious refreshing Asahi beer was indeed just 85 baht. And though there are not yet MANY girls in the bar, ALL of them are eminently boneable as near as I could tell (and I wasn't th

Dang! Looks like I missed this one. Usually pass the place on the way up to the Galaxy Suites with my sweetheart du jour I'll have to give your place a looky-see, I've heard good reviews...

Hmmm...thanks but I think we still need a map from the innkeeper.

I used to have fun at X Zone when they had their "all drinks 50 baht" happy hour. Damon and I used to go in there and get loaded on cheap top-shelf fire water. It was all Mamasan May's idea apparently, and when her sizeable ass got canned the happy hour went with her. The next night the price of Asahi beer went from 50 baht to 150 baht Haven't been back since.

Saw the construction site for the new "mongering corner." No doubt I'll be molested as I walk in! I've decided not to be an LDOP in the Beer Garden. Any rumors of girls going for 500 baht ST from there?

I think that's a sentiment we can all get behind! or under

Great party, had a blast talking to Mick, Tan, Robert and many others too drunken to name, they're a lovely couple and Catz is a great bar.

Thanks Man of Pies, I'll try to stumble in.

I once told a girl "I'll give you 1500 baht for a blow job, but you have to swallow." She heard, "I'l give you 1500 baht, hwahwahwahwahwaaa." (insert the honking sound the teachers make in the Peanuts cartoons) Of course she spat it out and wondered why I only gave her 1,000 baht. I wondered why she wasn't thrilled when I was still being a LDOP.

Some lovely working ASSets there!

Lovely to see all those happy, drunken faces. Looks like I missed a major funfest. Sucks to be me. Well, see a bunch of you in a few days I hope!