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Nice pic Jacko, thanks for posting it. I dunno........ I've seen those curly wurly sausages many times but they remind me of dog's turds. I guess I've got a mental block of some sort. Even if I got past the idea that they look like dog turds, they just don't look appetising. They look like Frankfurters or the kind of shite they put in American Hotdogs? Do you remember the Hotdogs they used to sell at Odeon Cinemas back in the day? Fucking horrible things. Hotdog, stale bread bun and some mustard and ketchup. Yuck. How do people eat that shit? I've never been with a TG that wanted any. Is it just for the Tourists?

The one's with AK47s can be unpredictable. Take care out there......

Thanks for the tip but didn't Carrefour on Pattaya Klang close down recently?

I'm sure it would be very interesting. Remember Kev's TR on Nigeria a few years back? That was very good. BTW... Nothing wrong with the Black Beauties. I nearly married one when I was 22 y/o.

I will look forward to the photos

Mick, do they sell George Foreman grills in Burkina Faso? How many mins for a bush meat burger?

Ok cheers, I'll take a look in Big C next month.

I don't want any of that streaky bacon shite. That stuff should be banned.

Not indoor but maybe of use............. http://www.argyle.co.th/pool.php

Good to know that I can buy from the Pig & Whistle. Where can I buy one of those George Foreman grills in Pattaya? When I lived in AC back in 2005, I had a girl that used to deliver to the house good quality rashers and sausages. Saw her a couple of months ago and she has stopped doing it now. You can also buy from Bretto's Deli and at Robinsons but I have no cooking facilities in my hotel room.. Fucking hungry now.

They have Canadian Bacon at the hotel I'm at. It's pretty good actually. In England we call Canadian Bacon Medallions. It's the healthier option. Basically a Rasher with all the fat trimmed off.

I don't remember posting this. Somebody must have hacked into my account

Medallions are nice but I like the full Rasher. And what about the fucking Sausages? I used to eat trhose Thai sausages that they fill with rice? You know the ones. They drive around selling them. Fucking horrible. Look good when you're pissed but you might as well eat the plastic tray as far as taste goes..

Where's the fucking Bacon? For fuck sake is there anybody in South East Asia that knows how to Butcher a Pig? I want my Bacon Rashers now. All you Muppets serving up breakfasts should be shot. Nice lean rashers of bacon with some toasted bread and HP Sauce. Is that too much to ask for? Anybody that wants to start up an Egg and Bacon Shop, give me a call

Yes that's the place, well done Glyn.

We are talking about different venues. The one I'm talking about is huge.

Easier just to apply for Political Asylum at London Airport. They will give them a house and couple of grand a month spending money. Just say they're from Burma and you'll be laughing all the way to the Dole Office.

I've never been stopped or X-rayed and I always go through the Green Channel. There's always somebody having their luggage searched when I go through. Whoever said that one tenth of Passengers are searched must be on Crack. I would estimate less than one percent are searched. Luggage is sometimes searched before it hits the Carousel. Quite often my Suitcase arrives on the Carousel with various ckalk marks written on it. What that means, I don't know.

Yes it's in that area. Heading North on Second Road, it;s one of the sois on the right hand side after BigC.About half way up the soi on the right. Coaches are parked up on the left.

Why would you want to go in a place full of smelly Alabs?

There's a place on one of the sois after Big C in North Pattaya where the Thais go to eat. Open air venue with nearly everything you can imagine available. I was there a year ago and it was 200 Baht for all you can eat. Unbelievable value for money. I didn;t eat though. I just got drunk while the GF and her Family pigged out. I don't remember the exact location but it;s a big place. Look for an area where lots of coaches park up and it's more or less opposite. Worth your time seeking this place out.

Jet are ok. Just be careful in Mumbai airport, it's very easy to get lost. Bring some aftershave onboard with you in case you have some smelly cunt sitting next to you. Give them a quick spray.

Can you post the pics here please for those of us without a Facebook account.

I'll let you know in about 20 years time.

Thought I was the only sad fucker that watched Spartacus, LOL.