sinbinjack

Whats the problem little man .is your keyboard stuck in stupid mode ,never mind mummy will try to fix it for you and she will buy you a better vocabulary for your birthday.

QUOTE from Tourist man. fuck off fatboy (is that the invective you expected?)...........i'm not telling anyone how to live their lives, just commenting that i think it's disgraceful thoughtless behaviour. I do hope that this young child isn't his 'responsibility' (is that the right word talking about this guy?) as fathering a child in his situation would be extremely selfish IMO. So, sinbinfat, wrong again you fat prick (sorry, i mean fat man with a tiny prick biggrin.gif )........learn to read alright.gif (not in this guy's situation yourself are you?) QUOTE from Touristman

Sorry Alan ,I'm only a Glasgow man what the fuck do I know about Edinburgh.

My point is that each man (or woman) must make the decision that is comfortable for him (or her) at the time,there are many like me who would not be financially secure in the UK but comfortable in Thailand .I also have pre existing conditions that would make it hard for me to get Health insurance but It would not make me think I could never move to Thailand full time (I don't plan to and neither do I want to).I do agree that an exit strategy is sensible but I still wont hurl insults at anyone who took a chance and fails because there are more than a few who have taken the same chance and succ

get over yourself what right have you to to tell anyone how to live their lives ,this guy made a decision that he has to live with and you can only insult him.I expect you to come back with your normal(only normal for a lame brain like you) invective but you really are a useless waste of space.

Don't mind him Vidman ,there are enough Scots just like him so it dosent bother me as I have lived with the "enemy" for almost 40 years,it has got so bad my son(English mother) will only support Scotland as a second team. PS the second 2 weeks in August are the Edinburgh Fair weeks ,I think.and for all you northern English The fair weeks are the same as the Wakes weeks.

As A follow on question to this post can I get a Thai motorbike license If I only have a 90 day visa .Dont have a british license but do have years of driving small bikes.

You could try the LEK hotel ,They have a pool large enough to swim in ,Just don't eat their buffet.

Not all ,some like myself are on a rather tight budget. PS i have noticed that for the past 2 or 3 years that the Baht has risen a little against the pound in high season but fallen a little in low season ,might have just been a coincidence but that was my observation

If anyone is really stuck on any of these I will post the interpretation.

THIS list of 'Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed' was published with the backing of a social services department. The publishers have now withdrawn the magazine, Marooned, to remove the offending article. Do you think they are offensive, or just a bit of harmless fun? Tell us what you think? 1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. 3. Dementia - I Think I'll be Home For Christmas. 4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me. 5. Manic - Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn An

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan," she replies. What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie. A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: "How much for the set of antlers?" "Two hundred quid," says the bloke behind the counter. "That's affa deer," says the guy. Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa' noo. After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt. "And

If you go east from 3rd rd starting at excite disco and go towards Batman on the Sukumvit Highway there is a big stretch of waste land where everyone and his mother seems to dump everything.If you know where Shakey Petes is then coming back from there on the back roads to 3rd rd and excite will take you right past this waste ground.

The trailer might only be 33ft long ,but, short trailers with singe axels are the hardest to reverse as they break so quickly,that being said it was pretty pathetic especially as the driver looked middle aged so was presumably an experienced driver.

I believe that the Blind massage in Naklua is now closed ,but I was told there is another Blind massage in Jomtien ,May be the same place thats moved or another place entirely.

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing". As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us,

has this pic been changed I ask ,otherwise how did I miss the Fs IN all three OFs.I must be going mad.

3 ,but that Is I suppose too easy.

Having thought about this topic for a while now I am of the opinion that the best fighting technique bar none is ,hit the opposition on the back of the head with a 2x4 when they are not looking ,any other kind of fight will result in pain to all parties no matter who wins. PS if guns are involved then shoot first and make sure your aim is good.

Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:

I used Cheap Charlies in soi Chiapoon this year (low season)and was charged (after haggling) 2000baht a month for a semi automatic honda wave(?)

will all posters please lighten up ,this is the funnies section.

You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen... the candidates this year are .. **************************************** In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. **************************************** A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidental

A 90 day visa can be extended for up to 30 days in Jomtien.I did it last year cost me 1900 baht +some small extras ,photos and copies. It was all done in less than a hour.

Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering service Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Leith by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or ouji board. As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (I think you call them youths) in West Cromwell Street which is just off Commercial Street in Leith . Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which invol