Braveheart

Welcome to the board 4Kast. Read on and enjoy. Join in the discussions and ask lots of questions. Don't be put off by any smart assed remarks, some of the guys (myself included) tend to get carried away at times, but it's all in fun, so don't take it too seriously. Enjoy the board.

This guy is going to have a bad day!

Welcome to the board Idlewild75.

I remember that one as well, another oldie but goodie.

That goes double for the dickheads that book 4 different hotels for the same night.

That is a good point as many places will automatically include those dinners and parties in the cost of the room and you will not be given an option. This happened to my friend last year when he stayed at Penthouse.

Welcome to the board Bushi. I spent the holidays in Pattaya last year and had the time of my life. I attended parties at FLB on both Christmas and New Year's eve last year and had the time of my life. Pattaya is anything but slow over the holidays and hopefullty I will be there for them again this year.

Midnight.

All things come to those who wait. Sometimes it takes a bit more time than others. Weekends are usually the worst because places like the FBI, CIA, Homeland Security and Interpol don't have full staff available. Once everything checks out with them they have to run it through Mossad, NKVD and the Chinese. Only after passing the scrutiny of all of these agencies will you be given your magic ring and allowed into the inner sanctum. In other words don't fret it shouldn't take too long, Pete's probably busy or unavailable.

No problems with any of those things. I'm certain you will enjoy it there.

I stayed there in May/June and had no problems at all. It is in a newer building, clean and well looked after. Housekeeping service daily. Clean sheets and towels. Minibar. In room safe. TV and DVD player in room. Large wardrobe. Kettle for making coffee or tea. The corner room that I stayed in on the top floor (Rm #10) had a good sized wraparound balcony as well. In room WIFI for those that bring their laptops. In the lobby they have a decent bar (w/BGs), a large screen TV and 4 well looked after pool tables. There is also a free internet computer in the lobby that guests ca

Welcome to the board seashark.

BA = British Airlines

A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks. ”From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the same way." ”When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to screw all night." The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, “Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2,"

A few little known facts for you... 1. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. That's where the phrase, "goodnight, sleep tight" came from. 2. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. It was developed by Western Union to test telex/twx communications. 3. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the w

How about a beer at a bar in a dark alley.....

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: HARDWORK 8, 1, 18, 4, 23, 15, 18, 11 = 98% KNOWLEDGE 11, 14, 15, 23, 12, 5, 4, 7, 5 = 96% But, ATTITUDE 1, 20, 20, 9, 20, 21, 4, 5 = 100% And, BULLSHIT

Until I see a credible account in an accredited news source I will treat this as fiction. Which is probably why none of the newspapers have picked it up.

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good til the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a we

The 5th grade science teacher asked her class, "which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered for a long time till little Mary stood up, angry, and said the teacher should not be asking 5th graders a question like that. She was going to tell her parents, who would tell the principal who would fire the teacher! The teacher ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Finally Billy stood up and said that the body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of

We want to see everyone's ones holiday pics from the cultural capital of the wo... Oops I got sidetracked. Yes we want to see everyone's Pattaya pics and hear their stories as well. Even yours! Welcome to the board Game420.

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1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening door