Braveheart

Heathrow!

What are your interests and/or hobbies? You may be able to do something you would enjoy doing.

Subject: Newfie Moose License Application NEWFIE MOOSE LICENCE APPLICATION FER NEXT YEAR AREA 36 Dept. of Toorism & Culchur Wildlife Part, 'Ealt Science Place Sin Jon's, The Rock WHO'S YOU? ________________________________________ WHERE YA LIVES: _____________________________________ IS YA A: B'Y______ GIRL ______ BOTH ______ UDDER ______ IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________ WHERE'D YA MUDDER 'AVE YA AT? ______________________ WHEN WAS DIS? _____________________________________ 1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on: Pokey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___ Too lazy to get off yer arse ___ 2. Do ya drink? ___ 3. Ow' much? Lots ___ By de gallons ___ Beef buckets full ___ Till ya passes out ___ 4. What kind do ya drink? 'Ome brew ___ De bought stuff ___ Anyting ya gets ya hands on ___ 5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya? Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can't walk straight atal ___ 6. Is ya a alkie? Yup ___ Nope ___ It's 'ard da say ___ 7. Does ya go to AA? Yup ___ Nope ___ What de'ell is AA? ___ 8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come? ____________ 9. Is poachin' a sin? ______ Fer 'oo? ________________ 10. Does yer know what sex is? If ya does, when does ya git any? All de time ___ Whenever ya kin git it ___ Not dat often b'y ___ 11. 'Ow much money does ya 'ave? I's rotten in da stuff ___ A bit ___ Haven got a cent ___ None of yer bloody business ___ 12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out? Yup ___ Nope ___ Ya got someone else da fill it out fer ya ___ ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT 1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs. Tru ___ Not ___ 2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta. Tru ___ Not ___ 3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin. Tru ___ Not ___ 4. AIDS is one a dem 'Care Packs'. Tru ___ Not ___ 5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence atall. Tru ___ Not ___ SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DA NEXT YEAR. YA DON'T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE.

Welcome back delphi.

Nope I know exactly who I was yesterday, I think!

Sounds like another incarnation of "jiggy" or maybe I'm becoming too suspiscious?

Welcome to the board The Breeze. Such a weekly bar crawl already exists. You won't be able to access the forum that this is posted in until you are able to access the members forums. It is in a forum called FLB Bar Crawls.

My second wife's favourite song. You really are a Bastard, now I've been singing The Lady In Red all fucking morning! Thanks for nothing. Now the people at work think I'm turning queer!

Chris deBurgh quotes scare me Ali!

Alzheimer's, is it a curse or a blessing?

It's worse than I thought. now we are going to end up going through the process, from start to finish all over again. Perhaps we should put deadman back in the closet?

Thank you for proving my point Mr I'm In Denial ©.

I was going to suggest that we all get 'behind' this idea, then I realized that I would have to think about rewording what I was trying to say. I determined that this would require too much effort and gave up.

I don't know if it wears off quite as quickly at home as it does in LOS, where of course a lot more rubbing (lubbin') occurs than at home. I think he has been bitten by that marriage bug and is going into denial about his LOS time and experiences.

It seems as if it has finally happened. That's right one of our own has sadly fallen over the edge and the insanity has become real. It happened quite suddenly and was totally unexpected. Deadman has forgotten all that has passed before and is now in the throes of an extreme case of self denial. It is amazing that he even recognizes any of the names of other BMs let alone remembers how to log on to this site or that it even exists. We as board members are surely responsible in some small way and should feel at least a tiny bit of remorse for this poor lost soul. He no longer recognizes the name "Emma", in fact he claims to not even know what a ladyboy is any longer. As board members and fellow mongers we should probably be supportive of him in his time of need and console him in this time of diffculty. I for one intend to slam the piss out of the poor fucker and see if it jolts him back to reality!

Whatever is available is fine by me. I do like damn near all brands of beer and truly have no real preference.

It's nice to see that we Canucks are not alone in this world after all. Not only does the pizza get delivered before the ambulance arrives, I also have time to eat it.

Welcome to the board Ishtar2. Hope you enjoy the reading.

And rather quickly I might add! you average more posts per day than I do!

So hurry up and get your ass upgraded to the members area.

Welcome to the board stogie bear.

Socks with sandals should be illegal world wide.