first time in pattaya

[Sailfast 503]

Safe Guidelines to follow if you want to avoid the third sex:

 

1. Never assume you can be 100% sure by any method.

 

2. If she works in a bar, she will have to tell you at some point or risk losing her job.

 

3. Never assume you can be 100% sure by any method.

 

4. Freelancers don't have to own up to anything.

 

5. Never assume you can be 100% sure by any method.

 

6. If she works in a gogo that features women then odds are 99.999% that she has always been a woman.

 

7. Never assume you can be 100% sure by any method.

 

8. Stay at a hotel that checks I.D.'s and simply ask when they check.

 

9. Never assume you can be 100% sure by any method.

 

10. If you are really not sure, tell her you want a ladyboy. If she say's "OK I get my friend for you" then you can say "just joking ". If she say's , me not ladyboy" then you are good to go.

 

The ones who think they have a fool proof method are the ones most likey to get fooled

 

I'm not gonna mention any names, but, I have seen it happen, and I COULD NOT TELL BY ANY METHOD (well, I didn't try to cop a feel). In fact, I was thinking of barfining this cutie myself, but ********** grabbed her/him first.

 

********** Had a fool proof, failsafe methods and could "always" tell

 

Lets see if ********* has the balls to give some first hand advise

 

Sailfast

[valley boy 0]

Yes, this is how it should be. If you find a Thai 'women' that has a large difference between the two fingers she may be a man. I have checked this with quite a few males and females and it seems to be reliable. Perhaps next time you are talking to a LB ask to see his hands and check. But then again this may give him the wrong idea... :D

 

If a man has the two fingers about the same the stats say that he is more likely to be gay.

Rob,what you are saying doesn't work because by their very nature ladyboys like it in the apple fritter which suggests to me that they are gay,or at least bi.

You state that if there is a large difference between the the index and ring finger,then they are probably a man.Yet in your second paragraph you say that if the fingers are more or less the same size(as a womans would be)then chances are that they are more likely to be gay.

So therefor if you see what you may think is a ladyboy,there is every chance that the fingers will be about the same length,so you are fucked either way ha ha

[Scumbag 0]

Rob,what you are saying doesn't work because by their very nature ladyboys like it in the apple fritter which suggests to me that they are gay,or at least bi.

You state that if there is a large difference between the the index and ring finger,then they are probably a man.Yet in your second paragraph you say that if the fingers are more or less the same size(as a womans would be)then chances are that they are more likely to be gay.

So therefor if you see what you may think is a ladyboy,there is every chance that the fingers will be about the same length,so you are fucked either way   ha ha

I never once stated that it was an exact science.. It's just one of the tools you can use to detect a LB and like all tools if not used with caution they will cause you pain.. Perhaps we can do a bit of a survey later this month.

 

BTW I know that your LB detector isn't perfect either...

[Braveheart 0]

Perhaps we can do a bit of a survey later this month.

Up 2 U. I have no plans for a LB poll!

[Scumbag 0]

Up 2 U.  I have no plans for a LB poll!

Come on, you're famous for such irrelevant polls...

 

Also we have one of Adam's (cough) ladies lined up for you...

 

 

BTW this is not one of the 'ladies' that I will warm up for you...

[aussiechic 209]

Best to get rid of any macho image you may think you have before you go.

I couldn't of said it better myself.

[Braveheart 0]

Come on, you're famous for such irrelevant polls...

 

Also we have one of Adam's (cough) ladies lined up for you...

 

 

BTW this is not one of the 'ladies' that I will warm up for you...

Thanks for the warning! I don't know if I've ever been that before. So far my track records clean.

[ben99 0]

Well if I get drunk and end up with Ladyboy, I really don't think I could stand the humiliation.

 

I'd probably throw myself off balcony

 

Hey - now we know why all those 'jumpers' do it

[pattysteve 34]

Ben,no humiliation involved,i dont think any regular visitor to LOS would give a damn many many guys have been caught out including me

 

There are so many LBs around they have to be earning somewhere

Edited May 1, 2006 by pattysteve

[SueMartin 0]

I thought you ocould tell by the size of the adam's apple.. all the ladyboys we met you could easily tell.. but then my husband wasnt looking for that!!

[ben99 0]

Ben,no humiliation involved,i dont think any regular visitor to LOS would give a damn many many guys have been caught out including me

 

There are so many LBs around they have to be earning somewhere

Well if I'm caught out back at hotel, I'll pay it, just to get rid of it.

 

My worst nightmare! Imagine being drunk, waking up in the morning and finding a man beside you

 

I'm not homophobic and am happy to be around them in a social situation, as long as I know they are LB's.

Edited May 1, 2006 by ben99

[Shuggy 8]

Well if I'm caught out back at hotel, I'll pay it, just to get rid of it.

 

My worst nightmare! Imagine being drunk, waking up in the morning and finding a man beside you

 

I'm not homophobic and am happy to be around them in a social situation, as long as I know they are LB's.

"Imagine being drunk, waking up in the morning and finding a man beside you"

 

And it had a bigger dick than you !!!

[Braveheart 0]

"Imagine being drunk, waking up in the morning and finding a man beside you"

 

And it had a bigger dick than you !!!

That wouldn't bother me as much as wondering where it had been!

[Scumbag 0]

That wouldn't bother me as much as wondering where it had been!

That reminds me of a story. It probably doesn't belong here but WTF. I was working with a drill crew doing some gold exploration in Australia. One night around the camp fire the driller told of us about the initiation of a new crew member.

 

They all got really drunk one night and the new guy passed out. With the guy unconscious they got a carrot and a condom. I think you know where the condom went and where it stayed until he found it the next morning. Needless to say the guy was not a happy camper. The police got involved and it wasn’t a pretty scene.

[Braveheart 0]

That reminds me of a story. It probably doesn't belong here but WTF. I was working with a drill crew doing some gold exploration in Australia. One night around the camp fire the driller told of us about the initiation of a new crew member.

 

They all got really drunk one night and the new guy passed out. With the guy unconscious they got a carrot and a condom. I think you know where the condom went and where it stayed until he found it the next morning. Needless to say the guy was not a happy camper. The police got involved and it wasn’t a pretty scene.

At least the carrot was protected.

[Scumbag 0]

At least the carrot was protected.

I should have said that the carrot was removed after the condom was inserted...

[hillbilly 81]

is your arse still sore from the carrot rob ha ha

[Scumbag 0]

is your arse still sore from the carrot rob  ha ha  

Have a look for yourself you pervert...

 

Sorry we digress. What was the topic again? Oh that's right, LBs. Anything you would like to contribute hillbilly?

Edited May 2, 2006 by Scumbag

[valley boy 0]

BTW I know that your LB detector isn't perfect either...

No i know it's not.It's as faulty as yours

[monkeyman 1,604]

Go for girls with stretch marks or C sections .

Good one if you BF from the Go Go's.

 

Bit trickier if you use the beer bars.

Edited May 3, 2006 by monkeyman

[mev 0]

If you're gonna be that worried about the ladyboys, skip Thailand.  Try China.  I worked there for 3 years, saw maybe 5 total.

 

It is a totally different scene, though.  Me, I'll take LOS over China every day and twice on Sunday.

 

Now for the statement that is going to make me enemy No.1 on this board:  The ladies in China are head, shoulders, knees, and toes ahead of their Thai counterparts when it comes to looks and service (especially if you're looking for the GFE).  This may get me killed, I have said enough.

It's not gonna get you killed on my behalf. I'm happy someone shares my view about Chinese ladies. I spent one year on contract in Shanghai (Pudong). I met , the most beautiful and most charming lady I have ever known. She moved into my apartment and lived with me for 10 months. She broke her heart when my assignment was over in Shanhai....just a beautiful and nice lady. I have a beautiful Thai Lady now and I live permanenly on Jomtien Beach, but I will never forget "Xiao Xia" in Shanghai.

[Birch 0]

It's not gonna get you killed on my behalf. I'm happy someone shares my view about Chinese ladies. I spent one year on contract in Shanghai (Pudong). I met , the most beautiful and most charming lady I have ever known. She moved into my apartment and lived with me for 10 months. She broke her heart when my assignment was over in Shanhai....just a beautiful and nice lady. I have a beautiful Thai Lady now and I live permanenly on Jomtien Beach, but I will never forget "Xiao Xia" in Shanghai.

Yup, can agree I've spent a lot of time in China and ended up marrying my china girl. As far as the china girl action goes, theres a lot more happening now. Especially at the nice hotels with the "spa's"....

[soi unwise 6]

You will know because you will have just had the best fuckin blow job in your life...................and " she " will know the offside rule....................I would explain for the yanks and mounties but just ask one of the " lads ".

It's only sex chaps.

[anto24 0]

Some very norrow minded people in here.I say dont be afraid of anything just do it.Lifes 2 short.