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While I am logged into the forum, using my wireless connection, I am having trouble having bowel movements. I got bored of reading the newspaper and books while taking a dump, so I now take the laptop into the can with me and read and post on several forums. But for some reason, while logged into this particular forum, I can not seem to get the hershey river to flow?

 

Can someone help me out with this problem?

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I have a theory that it is due to all the anal retentive blokes around here. Not sure though. It could be all the bad Karma involved with this site that is scaring my terd boats back up me bowels?

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While I am logged into the forum, using my wireless connection, I am having trouble having bowel movements. I got bored of reading the newspaper and books while taking a dump, so I now take the laptop into the can with me and read and post on several forums. But for some reason, while logged into this particular forum, I can not seem to get the hershey river to flow?

 

Can someone help me out with this problem?

 

It could be that all the shit is coming out of other parts of your body, namely thru your fingertips on the keyboard. It could be that those ladyboys you love to have fucking you are pushing your shit back up your ass. DrCennn suggests leaving the ladyboys out for a few days and see if you can have a good dump then.

My Grandma always suggested Senapods. :D :bigsmile: :D

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It could be that all the shit is coming out of other parts of your body, namely thru your fingertips on the keyboard. It could be that those ladyboys you love to have fucking you are pushing your shit back up your ass. DrCennn suggests leaving the ladyboys out for a few days and see if you can have a good dump then.

My Grandma always suggested Senapods. :D :bigsmile: :D

 

 

I do not have a problem "pinching a loaf" when logged into other forums though? As soon as I log in to this one, my shit boats return to intestive land. As soon as I log out, and into another forum, the brown cookie dough starts dropping again. A real strange problem?

 

Anyone else log into the forum while "dropping the twins off at the pool"?

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Remember, "polite" in the open forum. That includes technical questions area.

 

I am moving this to the Funnies section.

 

And, yes, I have a WiFi PDA that goes to the can with me frequently. :clap2

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Another problem I have, is when you drop that massive Titanic Turd and the cold water splashes up and hits you right in the sphincter hole. I tend to do a sudden twitch movement when this happens, and have a hard time keeping hold of the laptop. Maybe I need a strap on?

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I do not have a problem "pinching a loaf" when logged into other forums though? As soon as I log in to this one, my shit boats return to intestive land. As soon as I log out, and into another forum, the brown cookie dough starts dropping again. A real strange problem?

 

It seems obvious to me that this is a server problem. So tell your server to go buy a pint of Bass from Tropical Berts. Bass always does the trick with download problems for me!! :clap2

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Use Firefox or I.E. 7 with the multiple tab feature, when you head to the toilet, open a new tab and bring up microsoft's website, that should get the shit flowing.

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Clicking on this thread was like receiving a bill, you know its crap but you have to open it, then you get the disappointment, Hang on a minute that rings a bell, who started the thread... mmm :D

 

p.s You say you have trouble shitting, you have to remove that BM's cock (mentioning no names you know who you are) then you can shit.

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Clicking on this thread was like receiving a bill, you know its crap but you have to open it, then you get the disappointment, Hang on a minute that rings a bell, who started the thread... mmm :D

Maybe that's why MM put it in the Funnies Section?

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what sort of strap on did you have in mind and where were you going to put it :dhorse

 

We have been having a few wrong phone calls lately the next that asks for a women, I am going to say hang on she's in the bedroom she been having a problem with the strapadicktome and hang up.

 

I will see if they ring back.

 

:bigsmile:

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While I am logged into the forum, using my wireless connection, I am having trouble having bowel movements. I got bored of reading the newspaper and books while taking a dump, so I now take the laptop into the can with me and read and post on several forums. But for some reason, while logged into this particular forum, I can not seem to get the hershey river to flow?

 

Can someone help me out with this problem?

 

 

Try reading your previous posts. They seem to do the trick for the rest of us. :bigsmile:

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A whole thread based on the premise this forum gives you constipation. Classic… :party

 

Keep it up :clap2

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