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Mexican Jews

 

Two Jewish men, Abe and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Abe asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?

 

 

Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

 

 

the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks. He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."

 

 

Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure? The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer,

 

 

"I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen. While the waiter was away, Abe said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico,

Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews"

 

Al asked once again "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

 

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews."

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Shuggy

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Race jokes not funny!

 

 

Pronunciation, not race. I think its funny :bigsmile: . But you know what, we can let admin decide. Lets all report this thread and see if they remove it. I'll do it now.

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MM

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Pronunciation, not race. I think its funny :D . But you know what, we can let admin decide. Lets all report this thread and see if they remove it. I'll do it now.

 

Bold part of your response says it all, though it does make light of Mexican pronunciation of English, but that is what makes it funny.

 

Nobody got hurt in the making or telling of this joke. :D

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I lived in Mexico City int he 80's and believe me there are plenty of Jews there - One of them was my partner there.

 

They are very good business people there, and I still count him as my best Friend. I emailed him this joke and I'm sure that he had a good laugh over it.

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I lived in Mexico City int he 80's and believe me there are plenty of Jews there - One of them was my partner there.

 

They are very good business people there, and I still count him as my best Friend. I emailed him this joke and I'm sure that he had a good laugh over it.

 

Spot on mr. mango. And I think most of them would not be the least offended by it.

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Just to stir the pot.

 

Two vampires wanted to go out to eat but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry, and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below.

 

The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first.........sucked dry and tossed into the canal below! Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal.

 

The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner. Now it was time to head back home to be sure to beat the sunrise. As they started to walk away, they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang:

 

(please forgive me)

 

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"Drained wops keep falling on my head"

 

Brucie

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