Party reminder Sat. Aug. 2nd

[las vegas paul 0]

Party time at WET n WILD Sat. Aug. 2nd.

 

Help me I am depressed, suicidal, withdrawn, lonely, dejected, miserable, and in the depths of despair. It’s that time of the year that peeks it’s ugly head on the same day every single year.

 

It is called birthday. I fucking hate birthdays. It wasn’t always that way I used to love them. Anyway that most dreaded day has once again raised its ugly head again and I plan on spending it wallowing in my own misery. Please feel free to come by WET n WILD on August Sat. the 2nd to try and cheer me up. Oh there will be free food cheap booze and a lot of eager ladies there to try and cheer me up, but at 61 nothing works. My friend and co-worker the manager of WET n WILD Nara Is also having a birthday but he is happy about it and wants to party.

 

I don’t, I just want to sit in my little corner and reflect on the years gone by and not look into the future. Why should I, all the future has in store for me is shit, losing more hair, hearing, eye sight, sexual power, shrinkage, strange bumps and lumps, long nose hairs and memory lose.

 

Unlike me Nara will be having fun so come on by and have some fun with him. If you want to feel good about yourself spend some time with me and you will see how good you have it.

 

Thanks for your ear.

 

LVP

[teelack 9,646]

Dear Paul. Happy birthday but do not expect anyone to feel sorry for you. Some of the sweetest ladies reside Ches Paul and I would love to be in your place tonight.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

Sadly I don't arrive until the 7th but will drop in at some point soon.

[bigmick 840]

hi paul and a happy birthday to you, i cant be there as i have my 70ish year old folks in town, but why not get bladdered and fuck that nice ass in the ass, i KNOW you will like that!!!!!!!!!!!

[thailien 3]

Happy BirthDay, LVP,

 

I just discovered your Hunter S. Thompson-ish writings this evening, and am impressed. I never got to meet the King of Fear and Loathing, but would like to meet you. I am only two months older than you, and can assure that the problem of long nose hairs can be conquered, even at our semi-advanced age. All the other problems may be too much for us. But with the bar you have created, even old guys can feel young again. Thanks very much for your writing, your photos, and the anticipation I feel now. I will be in your bar before this month is out, and will try to imbibe at your glorious fountain of youth. More power to you sir!

[soi unwise 6]

Very Very scarey