Airplane Humor

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SWA has an unusual loading pattern.

 

There is no reserved seating. But you can reserve you group in line to board and you can pay to get to any position in that line.

 

Last time I paid the extra $25 US to get to the front of the line. After boarding I took an isle seat at the front of the plane and then invited pretty women as they walked down the isle to sit in my row.

 

This could become a hobby after I retire.

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Ah yes, the national airline of Texas. The line about the life vests on a Dallas to El Paso flight was that you could use it if you landed in somebody's jacuzzi in west Texas.

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Brilliant. I usually ignore these briefings but it sure as hell would get my attention.

[atlas2 4,329]

I like self-mockery……….Good for the soul.

 

Here's clip from a BA Christmas party………...

 

Edited April 18, 2014 by atlas2

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The SWA Flight attendant was on Ellen DeGeneres show yesterday and Ellen gave her a ton of money!!

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The SWA Flight attendant was on Ellen DeGeneres show yesterday and Ellen gave her a ton of money!!

I don't begrudge her the money, but I heard a similar safety brief from an SWA attendant over 20 years ago.