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A man with a positive attitude


Saturday night a friend of mine gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital ICU,
tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function, a hell of a pain over his left ear,
and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at him deep & steady and he heard her slowly say,
You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
He managed to mumble in reply,

'Can I just feel your tits, then?'

NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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A man with a positive attitude

 

 

Saturday night a friend of mine gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital ICU,

tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function, a hell of a pain over his left ear,

and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at him deep & steady and he heard her slowly say,
You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
He managed to mumble in reply,

 

'Can I just feel your tits, then?'

 

NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

 

 

Makes sense if the nurse was a lady boy..

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