World Toilet Day

[atlas2 4,329]

Knock on the door......Opens

 

"Excuse me luv I was at the party last night .........Bloody great! Anyway i told my mate here about your golden toilet......He don't believe me so can he pop in and see it?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Women shouts up the stairs .........."George....It's the bloke that shit in your tuba'

Edited November 19, 2015 by atlas2

[atlas2 4,329]

OK.......

 

Prince Charles was touring a sewer. He was being shown around by Jacko the sewer's oldest hand.

 

Having been through the re-cycling process Jacko was running out of interesting technical stuff and Prince Charles had run out of questions so he ploughed on with a more personal commentary.

 

"Now that, (pointing at a bobbing turd), your highness is the butcher's and pretty fresh I reckon........"

 

"That's absolutely marvellous. How can one tell?"

 

"See the specks of sawdust"

 

"Oh yes One can"

 

And there your royal Boss-Ship ......That one is the hairdresser's........Hair and cotton-wool give that one away.

 

Charles is astonished.

 

Then Jacko points out another sailing along......."Your Lordship that's my wife's"

 

Flabbergasted .......Charles asks "Again.... How can One tell?

 

Easy................... It's got my sandwiches attached to it.

Edited November 19, 2015 by atlas2

[misteregg 709]

Some nice jokes, but comedy aside toilets are so important in our life. And toilets are so important in the bar and restaurant industry. They almost define the bar.