Would You Marry Again?

[BigusDicus]

Would You marry Again?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over
at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of
course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why
wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay,
okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You
would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes
audible groan)

WIFE: "Would
you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure,
it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would
you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where
else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would
you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would
you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That
would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would
you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm
sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would
you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes,
those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would
she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No,
she's left-handed."

WIFE: --
silence --

HUSBAND:
"shit."

[atlas2]

My wife asked,

 

'Would you still love me if you won a million pounds on the lottery?'

 

I said, 'Yes of course I would.....................

 

I'd love you and.........I'd miss you'

Edited December 15, 2015 by atlas2

[atlas2]

Ok....I try another.........

 

Here's a short Bedtime Story

 

 

 

Edited December 15, 2015 by atlas2

[BigusDicus]

That is how my wife has been since she found my girlfriends bikini on the boat!

[nkped]

Ok....I try another.........

 

Here's a short Bedtime Story

 

Although I remember a female friend talking to another woman, "Well, fuck him. Better yet, don't fuck him."

[Nightrider]

My ex wife had two cunts......I was one of them....

[atlas2]

When we divorced my wife sent in to a lonely heart's club....she got a reply saying, 'we're not that lonely'