Bar Humor

[BigusDicus]

45 minutes ago, keyman said:

He looks a right cunt in that mask!

Looks like an asshole to me....

[gs joe]

3 hours ago, keyman said:

He looks a right cunt in that mask!

Looks more like a twat to me ,

[midlifecrisis]

I wish you all would stop paying lip service to a mask.

[midlifecrisis]

This just came to me.

The USA is leaving WHO

Keith Moon has agreed to come back from the DEAD and will replace Donald Trump on drums.

[VPI78]

[midlifecrisis]

1 hour ago, VPI78 said:

The funniest one so far! Of course at my age memory is no longer more than a few days.

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[gs joe]

[VPI78]

[BigusDicus]

Have it your way.....

Older Americans should get the humor..perhaps some Brits?

 

"Hold my pickle, toss my lettuce

Follow my orders, don't upset us

Your tongue is special, do it my way

Do it my way..."

 

 

Originals lyrics:

 

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce

Special orders, don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve it your way
Have it your way.....

 

 

Edited June 4, 2020 by BigusDicus

[midlifecrisis]

5 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

Have it you way.....

Older Americans should get the humor..perhaps some Brits?

 

"Hold my pickle, toss my lettuce

Follow my orders, don't upset us

Your tongue is special, do it my way

Do it my way..."

 

 

Originals lyrics:

 

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce

Special orders, don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve it your way
Have it your way.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJXzkUH72cY

 

I had to double check. That was the Burger King slogan. I had hoped it was Wendy's slogan and that was Wendy.

Edited June 5, 2020 by midlifecrisis

[BigusDicus]

37 minutes ago, midlifecrisis said:

I had to double check. That was the Burger King slogan. I had hoped it was Wendy's slogan and the was Wendy.

Wendy's, Burger King...whatever.  Either way I have a Big Mac for her !!!

[gs joe]

You have the right to remain silent , anything  you say will be used against you ,

he said arse 

 

[gs joe]

Sir Cliff 

[BigusDicus]

[gs joe]

[VPI78]

[VPI78]

[BigusDicus]

[midlifecrisis]

that says it all

[VPI78]

[gs joe]

Probably not the best Gogo 

[midlifecrisis]

That was God telling her she doesn't have the figure for it.

[Bullfrog]

2 hours ago, midlifecrisis said:

she doesn't have the figure for it.

Think of a figure and double it ...??

[midlifecrisis]

36 minutes ago, Bullfrog said:

Think of a figure and double it ...??

Then her mom mom entered the video and I saw the young lady's future.

[gs joe]

45 minutes ago, midlifecrisis said:

Then her mom mom entered the video and I saw the young lady's future.

That was the Mamsan it  a training video from Hippo Agogo