Bar Humor

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A doctor, lawyer and a priest are on a ocean cruise. Alarms start going off and the captain announces that the ship is going down

They start running for the lifeboats, when the doctor says ...

Wait, what about the woman and children?

The lawyer says, fuck the woman and children, and

The priest says, do you think we have time?

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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

 

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

 

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,' Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

 

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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On 10/16/2021 at 7:38 PM, BigusDicus said:

 

Is this guy famous ? or was this his one chance that he screwed up. I have never heard of him and dont want to hear from him again . 

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8 hours ago, sinbinjack said:

Is this guy famous ? or was this his one chance that he screwed up. I have never heard of him and dont want to hear from him again . 

He was famous.  Dead now.  I guess his style isn't for everyone. 

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9 hours ago, sinbinjack said:

Is this guy famous ? or was this his one chance that he screwed up. I have never heard of him and dont want to hear from him again . 

I never cared for his scream in your face comedy but he had a large following. I think I read that he was a former preacher. Go figure. He was killed in an auto accident. I think he was still in his 30s. At any rate he was pretty young and in the prime of his career.

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