Bar Humor

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A doctor has just finished examining his patient, gives a sigh and tells him that things are really bad, he has about 5 minutes left to live.

The patient is very upset, in a panic: "Is there nothing you can do for me at all?"

The doctor thinks for a moment and suggests: "I could boil you an egg." 

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A Paddy is leaving a bar ... it could happen.

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An old lady goes to the doctor with an embarrassing problem. "What's the problem Mrs Brown?" asked the doctor. "Well you see it's the wind, I pass it all the time. Its doesn't smell and they are silent, but its very uncomfortable" she replied. "I must have done it 5 times since I came in".

"Well", says the doctor, "take the pills in this prescription for a week and come back to see me when they are finished".

A week later, back she comes to the doctor in a right old state. "Doctor, I don't know what those pills did, but my wind stinks now and everyone is looking at me".

Calm down Mrs Brown, we've fixed your sinuses, now we'll sort out your hearing........

 

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4 hours ago, VPI78 said:

And 100% fake.

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yes, bar jokes should be factual

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Edited April 21, 2019 by atlas2

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Nothing fake here ?

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