jacko

Don't think so....

I would like to add lazing on the beach and taking a dip in the sea in January!

A lot of potential dead ends in that one, but this should keep it going......Stephen Fry

Perhaps there are some people who will pay GO-GO prices and not have to smoke inside!

When I can't see the letters on my mobile ....

Britt Ekland

John Hurt

Some socks....

Dustin Hoffman

So you got a bigger bill than expected with the duck?I'll get my coat!

Nicole Kidman

Oz dollar cash gets you the same as US 5-20 at SCB already.

All the supporters are required to put on 100lbs.There will be 20 minute advertising stoppages every 10 minutes. Sides will be allowed to call time-out just before Rooney put's it in the net. Take me home to the ball park, will replace You'll never walk alone. To get their weight up, supporters are required to carry buckets of fried chicken and very large 'Coke' cups with adverts on them, especially on-camera. The ball will be elliptical. The centre and penalty spots will be raised up by several inches. No more emotional hugging and kissing after scoring. Players will conform to 'Don't Ask, don't tell' doctrine. If a game ends drawn at full time, extra innings will be played until whatever insane hour, until a result is acheived. Stupid infantile mascots will run around the 'pitch' oops 'field' during the game annoying the spectators. Cheer leaders will be introduced, girls in short skirts jumping around showing glimpses of gray panties..... (mmm....fair idea). Referees ooops umpires will be required to wear stripey shirts and baseball caps. Football boots' will be referred to as Soccer trunks....... To improve entertainment for the short attention spanned owners there will be extra points for goals scored in a dramatic way, and a completely confusing scoring system will be introduced along with meaningless statistics. The FA cup will now be called the World Soccer Series

War of the Worlds

Could you not call the local office? 022530099

Wow...... potentially one could pay a lot of APD on a ticket if you changed in London and Dubai to go on to Bangkok.I am blaming this on the Labour ex-Governmemt......

Price?

Starring Samsonite.......

Yes he will.... 'avoid the B150 transaction charge that the bank's ATM machine would assess?.'If you have foreign cash to exchange, well that wasn't the question. I believe the rate will be the same too....... Downside, it takes a bit longer and you may be asked for ID.

I buy mine at the supermarket..... it is pretty cheap.But it is for the pernickety visitors ... generally I buy the big opaque white bottles and have a cooler. Ice is made from it and I frequently grab a cold glass, and don't have any problems. I suppose in a bar or another place you can't be sure where they get their water from and you could be subjected to tap water by a cheap bar. I have recently changed my water supplier as the old one appeared not to have basic cleaning procedures. Bottles had mold in them and there were floaters in the water. Quite surprised that people feel they need to brush their teeth with bottled water and shower with a bulldog clip on their lips and cork up their ass. I wonder if they swim in a pool or the sea in Pattaya. Far riskier goings on in Pattaya than dirty water infections......

Be glad when the rainy season is over and this nut can get back to his relatively sane preoccupation of riding about town decked out in tinsel!

There is a film of this with Beau Bridges in it? I thought it was an animation!

A lot of people living a miserable existence down by the railway line bypass. Why anybody would build homes 2/3 foot below the level of the road one has to wonder. Probably quite a shock to be awoken with water lapping about your feet. But ever inventive, the nets were out looking for fish in the flooded area between the 2 lanes.

Then their book with maps isn't telling them the complete story.....

Shit, the chief is back.........To be honest, I feel far more at risk on Sukhumvit and other major roads on the scooter. Night riding is to be avoided.