jacko

When I keep fucking up in the 'Let's Count To 100,000' thread!

The Caddy Shack.....

Me too, wouldn't fancy being the serf though!

Helen Hunt

How about a non-Imm OA, a 'retirement' visa obtained in your home country. I thought that could give you a year?

The delectable...Scarlett Johansson

Natalie Portman

They are expecting big crowds coming to Pattaya from Bangkok for the extended weekend and celebrations.... they are digging all the roads up especially!

This is all good news to me, more flights and we can hope a bit more competition, certainly more flexibility! My only fear is that as these newer Middle Eastern airlines become established, they feel they have the room to push up prices...that seemed to happen with Emirates. I keep hoping a carrier will introduce a non-stop Manchester-BKK..... Thai are too expensive, BA can go get lost, but EVA/ China Airlines or Quantas maybe? Pity about the negative effects of increased APD (taxes).

When you go back to the town you were born in and keep getting lost and stuck in the one-way-system.

Don't think so....

I would like to add lazing on the beach and taking a dip in the sea in January!

A lot of potential dead ends in that one, but this should keep it going......Stephen Fry

Perhaps there are some people who will pay GO-GO prices and not have to smoke inside!

When I can't see the letters on my mobile ....

Britt Ekland

John Hurt

Some socks....

Dustin Hoffman

So you got a bigger bill than expected with the duck?I'll get my coat!

Nicole Kidman

Oz dollar cash gets you the same as US 5-20 at SCB already.

All the supporters are required to put on 100lbs.There will be 20 minute advertising stoppages every 10 minutes. Sides will be allowed to call time-out just before Rooney put's it in the net. Take me home to the ball park, will replace You'll never walk alone. To get their weight up, supporters are required to carry buckets of fried chicken and very large 'Coke' cups with adverts on them, especially on-camera. The ball will be elliptical. The centre and penalty spots will be raised up by several inches. No more emotional hugging and kissing after scoring. Players will conform to 'Don't Ask, don't tell' doctrine. If a game ends drawn at full time, extra innings will be played until whatever insane hour, until a result is acheived. Stupid infantile mascots will run around the 'pitch' oops 'field' during the game annoying the spectators. Cheer leaders will be introduced, girls in short skirts jumping around showing glimpses of gray panties..... (mmm....fair idea). Referees ooops umpires will be required to wear stripey shirts and baseball caps. Football boots' will be referred to as Soccer trunks....... To improve entertainment for the short attention spanned owners there will be extra points for goals scored in a dramatic way, and a completely confusing scoring system will be introduced along with meaningless statistics. The FA cup will now be called the World Soccer Series

War of the Worlds

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