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On the subject of people falling off balconies. I know of 2 people who did, and survived. Both were drunk at the time. One is now in a wheel chair. Also most balconies in condos seem to be lower than you would normally find back at home. I guess because they are designed with Thai's in mind not us taller falangs. Mix the 2 together (booze and a low balcony railing) and you've got a problem.

Yeah, that some people happen to be richer than you

The smiling cherub of Pattaya has a brand new scam............... He has a new website where he invites people to write in complaints about businesses (US and Canadian) and offers to pay the people who write in $10 (but doesn't) for each complaint. He also has harvested business names from craiglist and created bogus complaints about them and posted them on his company website also. Now it gets interesting............ He then contacts the businesses and informs them that they are on the complaints website. He explains they can contact a 3rd party moderator (again another Har

My favourite........................... A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: “Hi! I am so happy to see you.” Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” Man: “It’s been 10 years!” With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette. Man: “Thank you so much!” Girl: “So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?” Man: “It’s been 10 years!” The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit an

No worries. Just out of interest just what is the "Bicycle Shop" supposed to be?

What make of mountain bikes do you have for sale? I'm looking at getting a Trek 4500, what do you have comparable and how much?

Songkran ends on the 19th not the 17th.

Good luck with the party Paul, wish I could be there. Unfortunately, I'm stuck here in Sydney for at least another couple of months. Alf.

Great bar, and since they introduced that rule no more foot prints on the toilet rim.

Admit it. Your dying for a full cavity search!

So you do all you can to prolong your stay in the immigration line? Bright thinking Einstein. ps. Let me guess, you stay up all night studying for a urine test?

When I was in the Australian Army we had a detachment of Army personel from Schofield Barracks Hawaii with us. Imagine our surprise when those who were of hispanic background started talking amongst themselves in Spanish, in front of us Aussies and their non-hispanic fellow Americans. Now IMHO THAT is the height of rudeness.

Sorry mate you've only got yourself to blame. Rule number one, know where you're going and how to get there. At the very least make sure you have directions to your destination.

Currently in Sydney but I'm planning on being back in Pattaya by then. Look forward to sharing a few beers with you mate. ps. Hopefully we won't be made to walk the plank.

Already done. It's called WALKING STREET. Besides The Avenue is not by the sea.

Not really. However, from his post he gives the impression that coming from the Philippines he is missing "American type food" and that none of the food outlets he's enquiring about are available to him in the Philippines ................. "Some posters missed the point that I am living in the Philippines. I am NOT coming from the States. Sorry, I miss American type food, even the food from the fast food places."

So you are saying there are no KFC's, Mc Donald's, Burger King's and Pizza Hut's in Philippines?

If that's what you call food then I feel real sorry for you.

Sorry got to disagree. People when they go to a shopping mall like to shop in airconditioned comfort. The major design flaw of the mall is that going from store to store involves walking around in the open.

Agreed.

Thanks mate, would have been nice to have been there. First time in 6 years that I've missed one.

Bump.

Friday 24th December 2010 TQ2 CHRISTMAS EVE SNOW PARTY Yes it's on again. Our traditional TQ2 Christmas Eve Snow Party! :grin :grin In addition to the usual great Rock n Roll music, Icy cold drinks, Sexy ladies and the usual TQ2 hospitality. This is THE fun event on the Pattaya 2010 calendar. So if you are in town come on down, and the staff will do their best to make sure you have a great time in TQ2. I'm currently recovering from surgery in Australia, God willing I'll see you all in early 2011. Until then I wish you and your loved ones a

Hope you don't mind I'm gonna post it on my facebook.

Jimmy realised too late that his instructions to the waiter to push his stool in had been lost in translation.