rightsaid

Rumour has it he was seriously led astray in FLB, then in TQ2, and finally in Misty's. It is now 6pm Pattaya time and he can finally open both eyes without fear they'd fall out his head. The first night hangover is always the worst.

Rumour has it on the 22nd he can be found on a boat getting drunk with a certain bad influence from Ireland. Word is that Jameson's are making emergency deliveries to handle the sudden increase in demands for their product.

Well the rumour's true. The lucky bugger got in at 1am this morning. Turns out he got upgraded to Business Class and promptly went to town in the Emirates Lounge at Sydney Airport. Got to feel sorry for him, as he hasn't done any serious drinking in more than 9 months so you can imagine what 5 triple Bacardi and Cokes did to him prior to boarding. This was followed by more wine and beer on the flight. Luckily he was able to acquit himself well with his girlfriend later that night/morning. Rumour has it after dinner tonight he will be found in the Walking Street area.

I just heard a rumour that "rightsaid" would soon be back in Pattaya! Good thing I'm on my way to make sure to see if it's true.

I've only used the one near the Bali Hai Pier. I was there for a mate's birthday party, bloody good outing. In addition to a good track and decent karts they have a bar and you can order food from outsides. IMHO, makes a good day out with mates and the girls.

I've only used the one near the Bali Hai Pier. I was there for a mate's birthday party, bloody good outing. In addition to a good track and decent karts they have a bar and you can order food from outsides. IMHO, makes a good day out with mates and the girls.

Look forward to sharing a few beers with you mate.

Want a true representation of Pattaya and who comes here? Go to Nong Nuch Gardens and go to the cultural show. Look around you and see how many "mongers" are there with their teerak and then look around and see how many "other" tourists there are. You'll find the "monger" is outnumbered probably about 50 - 1.

More details on the "Learn to Play Golf Week" as I'd be interested.

They'll just call over the local gay boy who will offer to push your stool in.

So they named you "That Tight Cunt"?

Try David Race from Diana Driving Range phone: 0811614209, I can highly recommend him. Mod is the first to admit that she doesn't have the patience to teach people to play golf. David charges 1000B per hour which is pretty good value. Once you've got yourself a few lessons under your belt contact either Callum or Mod and they'll be able to take you around one of the many golf courses. Eventually you'd might like to hook up with one of the many golf clubs running out some of the bars. But one step at a time. BTW, I'm in the process of learning also so when you get in give m

Maybe she does.

You must be hanging out for "Cream of Sum Yung Guy".

Non-immigrant O has nothing to do with being over 50 or married.

Get yourself a Non-immigrant 'O' visa. A non-immigrant O is good for 12 months. You will need to do a visa run every 90 days. Many places around Pattaya can arrange it. A visa run usually costs about 2400 baht and includes, a breakfast, taxi, visa costs and a meal on return. About a week prior to the expiration of your 12 months do your final visa run and get another 90 days so your 12 month stay becomes 15 months.

So is it one or two bikes?

Good luck with the party Paul, wish I could be there. Maybe next time.

Not sure if it could be done. However, if I was the owner of the scooter and found you'd been riding it on the beach (ie on the beach and in the waters edge). When you returned it I'd charge you for the cost of replacing the bike.

Looks like you've made a complete ass of yourself to me.

Must have been Tony's Gym in Pattaya.

Very much doubt it. Same can't be said to those posting jokes as facts without knowing the difference. http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/

Where the heck have you been these last few months? It was on the news, the entertainment channels, in newspapers and magazines all round the world. In addition it's been mentioned on all the boards when it was happening?

I was being sarcastic. As I wouldn't classify the LK Metropole, Areca Lodge and other such establishments as "motels".

I'm with you. Didn't know there were "Motels" in Pattaya.