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Good point, you can't see if the mouth is open or closed.

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because their boy friends are blonde too!

Put your camo on and the wife can't find you to do some chores. Another great idea.

I work 85+ hours a week in the mid east for the last 4 years. Most money stays in the states with the kids and family. Just enough money go's with me to LOS. Every one has to get away and relax!

Great reports! I just read the whold string. Yeah, I had a little time on my hands.

Is there a web site for this complex. I have a friend over there currently looking for a Condo. The last I heard she was looking at some that were due to be finished this time next year. I hope she is careful?

Women are Beautiful, Intelligent, Truthful, Charming, Helpful, Encouraging and Sincere. In short they are B.I.T.C.H.E.S Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis...even a thought can raise it. Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common ? A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Q: Why do lawyers and prostitutes not have sex? A: Because there would be a argument on who would charge! Q: What is an Aussie Kiss? A: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops

A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!' 'That's absolutely amazing,' his father says. 'How do I get him in that program?' 'Just send him down here with $1,000' the boy says. 'I'll get him into the course.' So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. 'So how's Ole Blue doing, son,' his father asks. 'Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm,' he says, 'but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!' 'READ,' says his father, 'No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?' 'Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.' His father sends the money. The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. 'Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!' 'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the e living room kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives in town?' The father says, 'I hope you SHOT that s.o.b. before he talks to your Mother!' 'I sure did, Dad!' 'That's my boy!' The kid went on to be a successful lawyer...

I have just heard the depressing news. My deepest sympathy goes out to all

I will see you in hell! I might just beat you there.

Good for a laugh.

Good Stuff!

The one with the hut is my favorite!

Great jokes!

Too funny! Reminds of a girl I knew in Florida around the late 80's. She drover her Yugo into a median on the beach. It was about 2 1/2 ft. deep. They were palnting palm trees. As I drove by and recognized her and the car. We almost crashed laughing so hard. So we had 4 other guys in my car at the time so stopped in the middle of the road. We then piled out of my car and proceeded to pick her car up and out of the hole. I only wish I had a video or pictures of that. Those Yugos were the biggest POS I had ever seen! Thanks for the pics.

There is some great posts here. I know I am re-thinking alot right now.

There is still plenty of beaver in Thailand though.

I think I may have had a couple of those caddies before. Golf truly is a great sport. No where else can you drink and drive while getting excercise!

i'm infected as well. I need medication!

I have heard it before, but it is stil funny!

I don't know if it was just me or what, but I about pissed my pants laughing!

It is amazing of the little things that amuse us.

With friends like that, who needs BG's. Never mind, I just remembered why!

27.161 seconds. I won't be going into battle any time soon.