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I've not been to a country yet where I haven't seen a McD's, KFC or a Subway. Aaaargh!

What about Turkish, Greek, Spanish.... The list in the poll is seriously deficient!

Fantastic! Now all I have got to do is to work out a way to get some of those 'my-shit-don't-stink' pole huggers to go with me for at least 6 star fish sessions.

Yes sir it does!...perhaps a few coconut trees planted in the middle of the bar might make these girls feel more at home

Yes, put him there!

9 a.m.! That's far too late for breakfast!

...love those looks!

What, no Dutch?

You stay at both the Marriott and Sky Slops?

...and I suppose you have running water as well? No wonder the place is referred to as 'Sky-slops'.

...business class, first class or economy? direct/indirect? Chartered or scheduled?

Guys refuse to eat from food carts...but think nothing of going down on a BG's pussy which only hours before was probably being pounded bare back by some sweaty, smelly falang.

I think the problem lies first and foremost with the mamasan who made the decision to go back on the promise from the day before of a lower bar fine (the manager would probably back the decision as well). I know this mamasan - a fat, horrible woman with make up which combined with a spiteful smile makes her look like the character the Joker from the Batman film. But the joke is on us! I have seen many reports on forums of people being ripped off here and I have had personal experience of one incident myself where my friends and I had our bar bill inflated by a few hundred baht - which

I was once walking past a street cart with a Thai girl when the owner was trying to move it and the whole of the contents tipped over on to the floor. The Thai girl said "they're not going to re-use the food are they?". But quickly changed this to "Yes, they are!" as the cart owner picked up each chicken-on-a-stick, fish ball, etc that had fallen in the dirt and placed them carefully back on the racks. If you eat from the street carts often enough then it is a question of when not if you will get ill. Street carts keep food out in open and have limited means of keeping food cold or hot

Given that this is Soi 6/1...do the ladyboys provide this?

Lucifers is a death trap. In 2005 there was a stampede when the nightclub was raided by the police. The staff in charge cut the music but unfortunately also the air conditioning. It got hot really quickly and word spread that there was a fire. Many people were injured from being trampled in the rush to get out. Ironically, many people who found one of the fire exits were crushed as the gate outside to Walking Street had been padlocked for security reasons!

Why would anyone need laser teeth whitening in Pattaya?

Imagine inadvertently handing over the usual 1000 baht note to your woman of the night and she finds out that it was a fake. She'll go ape shit

Which ones have the bigger tits, speak better English, give genuine GFE and love to bare back? It's a no brainer!

Are the UV note checkers widely available in shops? If so then which shops? I think a few baht spent on buying one of those would give you peace of mind especially as you get most of the money in 1000 baht notes when you go to a money changer.

It's a bit of a hike! A long way, especially with no pictures of any of the girls to go on.

You're having a laugh aren't you?

Everyone knows that Pattaya is a 24 hour city and that you can get a drink and meet girls right round the clock. Discos stay open till late, 4/5/6am - 8am in the case of Insomnia and bars are open round the clock in Soi 7/8 and other sois. Plus there are loads of freelancers all over Pattaya at all times. Just pick up the first thing you see that you like and ask if you can go back to their loom...just hope it isn't a lady boy unless you are really into that sort of thing.

There are some 'bells and whistles' type bars which cater for tour parties. These tour parties are from Korea, India, China, etc. If you go to these bars then you will definitely be welcome. However, there are some well known Walking Street bars e.g. Peppermint, Happy which are known to discourage Indians/Arabs from going in by saying that the bar is 'full' or it is 'members only'. Some even try to make a door charge for these nationalities. But there are 70+ go go bars in Pattaya and only a few operate this sort of practise.

You will find uninvited overnight guests crawling all over you in the morning when you wake up at the Penthouse. Thankfully, they are cockroaches and not Katoeys from the Kittens bar below.