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  1. Piss poor picture I know but still waiting for everyone else's
  2. Send an email to Jib Porntipa (nugget_mayom@hotmail.com) works for me normally. Hotel is full right now but i think they have some rooms after january 25th. Hotel across the street is Selina Place has better rooms for about the same price in low season but no swimming pool. Can use Tycoon's for 50 baht a day. They have website that works.
  3. The bus stop bar has rooms but have never stayed there but they do have the best hostess on the street named Ouy. Heard good things about staying there on other boards. Don't know about safe Etc.
  4. Chubby Brown used to tell this joke years ago. Still good though!
  5. Flew with ANA from Washington Dulles to BKK last Christmas, only problem was that the seats are sized for Asian bodies and are only a bit over 18 inches wide. The United seats in coach are over 20 inches wide are more comfortable for the long flights. You can credit the miles on ANA to United frequent Flyer program which was good. For good comparison of airlines and best seats on particular flights check out Seat Guru
  6. Ok I'll remove the true story part if I ever use it again.
  7. On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to earth and heard by millions. But just before he reentered the Lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA though it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Arms
  8. WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN... 1. You can enjoy a beer all month long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play hockey. 5. When the beer goes flat, you toss it. 6. Beer is never late. 7. Hangovers go away. 8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 9. Beer labels come off without a fight. 10. Beer never has a headache. 11. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. 12. After you had a be
  9. First Woman: "This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." Second Woman: "You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?" First Woman: "Snuff." What's the definition of the perfect woman? 1) She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth and her head is flat so you can put cocktails on it. 2) The sports model has pull-back ears and her teeth fold in. 3) The economy model - she fucks all night and at midnight she turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack. Three old ladies were sitting on
  10. Gary Glitter is going to adopt his children so they can be reared as they they have been brought up.
  11. I agree with Bigdusa, the pictures showed the girls as they were no retouching except for some minor silicone enhancements which were definately not done with Photoshop.
  12. OK Will be there. Is there any particular starting time, sorry I forgot TIT up to you.
  13. I hope i never get drunk and fall asleep near you two
  14. If the girls only go on Fridays at 7.00 pm for the 5000baht draw why not change it to 1000 baht every day at 7pm to ensure that at least some of the girls are there every day. It may not be feasible but its just a thought.
  15. A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?" "You'll see", he replies. They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating. "Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me." His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a fucking asshole ..."
  16. Sorry I messed up the first post (my first attempt with pictures)should have previewed it better before posting. Here are the rest of the funny pictures.
  17. Here's some pictures of what happens if you fall asleep when your friends are around. What the worst thing that you have done or had done to you? I have another 10 of these I will post later if there is any interest
  18. A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it
  19. Am arriving at 11.10 pm, already have taxi booked anyone want to share let me know.
  20. I just received from the Thai embassy in Washington DC a double entry tourist visa. They returned my application fee of $70 with a note that said all foreign nationals will be exempted from tourist fee from 5 March to 4 June 2009. I knew that single entry tourist visas were free but I had not heard that double entry were also free.
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