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How does your GP know what the chances of getting killed crossing Sukhumvit Road is. I'd change my GP to to someone whom is not a piss artist like the rest of the board members here.

Frosty, Mirky's threads about Chatuchak market are more of a recommendation to not purchase animals there. Nearly everything he has bought there turned out to be very sick or dying.

Adam has forgot to post that there is a party tonight at Cherry for Cake's birthday. Usual food and fun to be had. If you haven't anything better to do stop by! Adam promised to by all FLB members a drink. OK I am lying about that but he probably will anyway.

Used to, after his diet none of his good clobbers fits him.

I was a Mechanical Engineer in Steel industry now I am an amateur gynecologist. I am also ex SAS when drunk

Fresh from f*cking last nights long time or their thai boyfriend you mean.

To be fair they also now seem to have crossing guards at the busy locations during the day eg Mikes Mall and Second Road. They walk out with a flag and manage to stop the traffic for pedestrians. Don't know why they had to spend all the money on the lights though if they could have just employed the flag wavers to begin with.

Generally same girls that are on Beach road earlier and will accept 500 baht short time will migrate to walking street later when it gets busy and ask for more money if you ask them how much. Never pay more than 500 ST or 1000 Lt for any free lancer on walking street. If they ask you how much just walk away. I-bar and Insomnia girls are much higher quality and will accept same later so unless you are in dire need to empty the ball sack wait until later or go on to the next FL on the street

Funny I was in there and got kicked out at 2:30am when the police came. They normally close at 2:30 anyway so you may need to check your watch.

I heard that he was told to give a sperm sample to the lab and misunderstood.

Heard there will be Chicken Tikka Marsala, Chicken Vindaloo and Chicken Korma as well as Naan bread and Rice.

I used tap water to make coffee once thinking id i let it boil for 20 mins or so would kill everything. Got the runs later that day and Imodium would not clear it up. Eventually went to Pharmacy couple of days later and they gave me something that cleared it up. I use tap water for brushing my teeth without any ill effects but always use bottled water now for coffee.

Free food from the Tikka Centre I'll definitely be balloon chasing that night.

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, to an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your adoring fan, James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia PS. It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian

Texting Roger Daltrey of course.

So you respect the girls wishes more than your customers and the internet board members where you posted your advertisement. Get a clue who is running the go-go bar the girls? You will probably last as long as the last owners in that location unless you can drum up some extra business from the internet boards and promising good girls will not make me pay a visit to your go-go.

Yes last time i was in there he seemed to have overcome his fears about groping the girls so I must congratulate you on a job well done

Disney sued by mother who 'was groped by The Drunken Duck’ A woman is suing Disney for £30,000 claiming she suffered post-traumatic stress disorder after The Drunken Duck allegedly groped her breast. A woman is suing Disney for £30,000 claiming she suffered post-traumatic stress disorder after The Drunken Duck allegedly groped her breast April Magolon claimed the Orange County Sheriff's Office had received 24 similar complaints since 2004 April Magolon, 27, claimed she was molested by a Disney employee dressed as the cartoon character at the Epcot Center in Orlando, Florida. She said the incident took place during a visit to the US park with her fiancé and children in May 2008. According to her claim Miss Magolon approached The Drunken Duck for an autograph while carrying one of her children. The costumed Disney employee was then said to have groped her before throwing up his hands “indicating he had done something wrong.” Miss Magolon, from Upper Darby, Delaware, claims she suffered emotional anguish and distress, nightmares and flashbacks following the alleged groping. Her complaint was filed in Pennsylvania and Disney has applied for it to be transferred to Philadelphia. According to Miss Magolon’s claim: “The Drunken Duck proceeded to grab her breast and molest her and then made gestures making a joke.” Miss Magolon accused Disney of placing corporate profits over public safety and attempting to cover up similar incidents in the past. She claimed the Orange County Sheriff’s Office had received 24 similar complaints of inappropriate acts by employees in costumes since 2004. A Disney spokesman said: “We have now seen the complaint and will respond appropriately in court.” Real Article http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...onald-Duck.html

I think that arse over tit is universal but never heard of cark it before. Probably the correct usage for Whingeing Poms is Australian because they cannot spell to save their lives. In Britain it would be Whinging as you almost always drop the e when adding ing to a word.

Excel uses a different Macro language to the Open office version so a lot of automated calculations will not work properly if at all. For simple stuff it will work fine. Another alternative is Google docs if you don't mind all your stuff being stored on line. Has the advantage that all your documents are available where ever you are Home, at the Office or Thailand

Can some tell how to put this idiot on ignore?

No closing party where we are allowed to smash up the place after drinking the last of your beer? If you any help in moving anything out give me a call.

Wish I could make Ron, stuck in USA but will try to make it back before the world cup ends.

Tycoon Place, 9500baht a month in high season, 9000baht low season. Water and electricity about 2000-2550 a month extra. Rooms cleaned every day, has great swimming pool and wired internet free. Very girl friendly and helpful staff. All rooms have air conditioning. If there is a cheaper hotel that has all of these I would be interested to know. Only con is its location which is off Pattayatai just up from the end of Soi Buakhao but being on a quiet side street means that it is very quiet. Side street looks a little dangerous to walk up at night but i have stayed there for approx one year and have never ever been bothered by anyone walking back at all times of the night and in all sorts of conditions.

Glad to hear it, read a little worse than you intended then, I thought you were serious for a while. Looking after Pun for you till you come back or she leaves whichever comes first.