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Thanks looks awesome. I'll have it on my box somewhere. PS I didn't finish 'Victoria and Abdul' Not my cup of Earl Grey.

Finished binge-watching 'The Punisher' last night. Well written, thoughtful violence. As I was watching last night's gory episodes i considered, 'am I repelled by this violence, or enjoying it?......Bit of both if I'm honest. I shall cleanse my pallet with 'Victoria and Abdul' tonight.

I've got this series on my Android now. It appeared a few weeks back. Plan to get to it when I finish 'Punisher'...All 13 episodes of this were dropped at once.....(Good old Netflix)........ and then when the current series of Peaky finishes and I need a gangster fix. This series is a 'blinder' really livened-up by the Italians.......Communists.....a new Gypsy gang......(with a familiar star) and to complete the cast....Tom Hardy is back stealing scenes as a jewish, cockney Clint Eastwood. Love it. 'Strike Back' which I enjoyed for 5 series is back with a 6th........Utter tosh...Some nice tits though. 'Lucifer' was a fun find.... Great car.

Yes........Snot 85% sorted. Yesterday was like emerging from the stagnant fuggy city and climbing towards the sunlit uplands. Jomtien shone like new. I might have a shag today.....Unless I've forgotten how.

To finish my bit off............ Went to 4th floor of Pattaya International for EN&T........Knew I was in the right place when as the lift doors opened I saw a, Hadj'ed-up and Burqa'd old couple each with their fingers up their noses picking out something to leave on the arm of the chairs they were seated at. Well we've all done it! Had my vitals checked again.........After a brief catch-up with the new Dr he decided it called for a better view and pulls out what reminded me of Wyatt Earp's 'Buntline Special' with a longer.......much longer barrel. 'Tell me if it hurts'..............Bloody right mate! He dabs the 'barrel' into some antiseptic focuses the end of the camera and sticks it up my nose. 'My Buddha' says the Dr laughing..... 'it's full ...Your nose is full' I thought of a number of funny replies but with a Buntline Special up your nose you lose the power of speech! All I could see were pale pink bubble-like buds.......'Full of snot' I was told. But this was just the beginning...... I was about to lose what the bar girls call the 'pomajali' or the virginity....... of my right nostril. Probing upwards he hit the spot we all know is somewhere up our nose but even back in infant school our fingers have never reached. He found the spot and pushed through. I couldn't see what he saw, (probably the dark cavity where my brain should be) as my eyes were closed tight shut and streaming. 'Does it hurt?' 'Hmm.... a bit' Out comes the 'Buntline Special' and Wyatt sits back.........'No tumour or infection' Tumour!! Tumour!! I hadn't even considered that....Thankfully....Or my blood-pressure readings would have been very different. 'Allergy 100%' He proscribed some high power antihistamines and spray and promised they'd sort things out. I wiped my streaming eyes, thanked him feeling better already.......... mostly because it wasn't a tumour. Bht 4600. Worth it to me.

Went to Pattaya International last week.........Sinus problem. Nice chat with the Dr who seemed to understand English 'bpoken rou' a blocked nose better than I could have hoped. Thinks it's an allergy, (pollution) rather than a virus...I showed him a photograph of the alien life-form I'd expelled from one nostril that morning........He held on to his breakfast and proscribed antibiotics for the infection, a spray and two antihistamine drugs. Total bill Bht1990. Three days of antibiotics cleared the colour........But the cycle of sneezing during the day and the over-night alien invasion of my nostrils started again and so yesterday I attended the follow-up appointment. Had my vitals checked, a chat with Doc and he refers me to EN&T today. No charge for this visit. No doubt I'll be shunted on form EN&T to an allergy clinic today........But I'll go through the sequence and do whatever it takes to minimise the the time I'm wasting by being sick. The money I'm saving by not shagging everyday covers Drs and drugs. If all else fails I'll consider clearing my sinus' via an exorcism.

Im going Christmas morning...... its been lovely in the past.... only delays are for the selfies as they are all in fancy dress.

Went to life care for a total cholesterol test.........I had 5 other years I wanted to to compare the result with. In Jan' this year I'd had all the various tests for 2500 baht. My total cholesterol in Jan was 212............Since then I'd been eating almonds everyday......Pleased to see it was down to 193......... The guy charged me 60 baht!

No....... I think you are...I've only had a few frigid girl-friends.....probably lesbians!! But you're Butch so that's OK. And a nice story. My early, pre-uni jobs included 'window cleaner' (didn't last.... hate heights)........Then, 'Lifeguard' at Marshall Street in Soho..... All strippers and perverts...so more my cup-of-tea.. I learnt there from Aussie co-workers that ,'Blue' in Australian meant 'ginger' and what 'the map of Tasmania' really is. But just before college I was in charge of 'inflatables' at Hamley's toy-store (a pre-pubescent Torque's dream).......Sadly 'inflatables' held none of the sexual connotations the word carries today...... However, sometime I'll re-count the story of, 'Marjory Proops, a rocking horse......and '????' at the Pre-Christmas press launch of the Hamley's catalogue. .....Closed to the public, the invited Fleet St hacks ran amok getting up to all sorts of high jinx in the world's biggest toy-store....... They got pissed, I got overtime........And developed a new fondness for Ms Proops.......Owl glasses, ornate cigarette holder.....and a nose that could cut butter.......but very friendly.

Hmm.......Now you're talking. Those lumps of liver look dammed attractive. Do you think there will ever be such a thing as robotic liver? One can only hope. Too avoid premature ejaculations from members..... References here were made to: 'Portnoy's Complaint' the 'Robotic Blow-Job thread' 'lame jokes'......And the Pandora's Box thread.

That was the crux of my lame joke... Never mind.

Getting in training for shagging a robot........ Trouble for me is i prefer shagging with the light out!

Sage advice as always.

For the guys who prefer to live a free and uncomplicated life alone here.......Like everything that in itself has drawbacks.. I don't have a wife or live-ins.........so only recently (after ten years) discovered the secret to the taste of 'kai jeow' A teaspoonful of this mixed into the eggs before cooking...........Oh and no need to turn like you would an omelette .....Just keep breaking through the mixture in the pan. Add what you fancy.

Thai cats are trained to balance on the tops of the bottles...........Amazing Thailand!

I just remembered as rare as it is..... like a true Boy Scout I keep a morning after pill in the fridge if I accidentally cum inside. Came in very handy once.

Thought you drink San Miguel’..... which is Thai for’ Piss of the cat ‘

Kai Kon is right I think Even though I have a good smattering of Thai vocabulary I often have to repeat beer sing in bars.

We should be issued bells to wear round our necks and follow signs that say 'Unclean'

I'll see if I can get hold of these here?

Thor was great today.......

I I thought that too. My son comes to stay after Christmas I was thinking I should fill one in........though it would be for the first ever time.

All I saw was some bouncing tits..

Saw Cream, Hendrix, Ten Years After, Taste, Blodwyn Pig, Led Zeppelin, Yes and Jethro Tull at The Marquee............ Would have been nice to have a Roast there. Sorry got nostalgic.

Was in Siamburies this morning. Heinz vegetable soup 47 baht. Which seemed reasonable so thought I’d take in provisions.