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I may have left the country more than 4x just once. Usually I waste money... but not more time or pages. Also it gives me the peace of mind that if I need to leave for a family emergency I can be on a plane straight away.

I can only give positive reports regarding Immigration over the last few years. They try hard to make the onerous, 'bits-and-pieces-paperwork'......work. 90 day reporting is almost a pleasure these days. I did my yearly extension on Christmas morning..Smooth sailing....The staff all wore red Superman 'T' Shirts...And big smiles. In and out in 20 mins. But I hadn't gotten around to completing my yearly cycle by adding a multi entry visa until this morning. I'd had all the paperwork ready apart from dates...But with no plans to leave soon ........ it was just a, 'why not do it toda

Just browsing the 'Hoy thread' and it seems to me that Idefix obviously has exceptionally high, quality control standards.... and must be a dammed fine looking fellow. Congratulations to him on his matinee idol good looks! The thought crossed my mind that he must apply the B52's famous nickname of.... 'BUFF'.......(Big Ugly Fat Fucker).... to most of the girls in Pattaya. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing? I suppose it could also be applied to the role that girls like 'Hoy' fore-fill. I'd love to see a B52 close up.........Hoy too.

Perhaps a re-calibration of your moral compass is in order Wac.

Last time I licked a Pole I got the strong flavour of Borscht and Kapusta.....Her name was Zofia.

Deserved a greenie for wit. But from my old school science I recall chrome isn't magnetic at room temperature ............It only transforms into a paramagnetic elemental solid when, (as you suggest), Hoy and her sisters are attached to it...... Amazing Thailand. I could add that some of the bigger women in the old, 'Hot and Cold' agogo...... had there own gravitational fields.

That is very witty.

This thread can be summarised so: 'Thoughts on swimming in the Water' ..........Don't think about it!

Pedants are important........ 'Let's eat Hoy.' 'Let's eat, Hoy.' Correct punctuation could save Hoy's life.

'Could not care less' means to me that logically you don't care at all...... 'I could care less' suggests you care 'somewhat' already. Whatever? I'm guessing you, 'don't give a toss'........or should that be, 'Don't give a fuck'?.......... This could go on a long time.........nkped !

I must accept the criticism .......... I hadn't thought the accent was that impenetrable. In my defence up until adulthood my life was spent in the area of Marylebone that had previously been known for the, 'fever dens' of Charles Street... (33 houses with single room tenements and a population of 423 )......Apparently numbers 1..2....3 and others had 'Soil' (ie shit) 5 feet in depth under the floors of the overcrowded addresses... A feared source for Typhus outbreaks. Charles Street was also where Eliza Armstrong a 13 year old girl was sold for a, 'deep sea diver'...(fiver), to a brot

Now that's 'Tragic'.......

Great voice.....great songwriter, singer and guitarist......Looks like a Nordic God.....I hate this bastard What a performance!!

I believe 75,000 French were rescued and gotten out to England and about 40,000 had to surrender. Can't blame the French resentment, or Churchill prioritising his own. Might have to be handled differently in today's PC climate. Watched 'Blade Runner II.' Not having seen the first one I hadn't a clue what was going on. I got the 'miracle birth'...the 'garden of Eden' and 'makes the best dreams'.....But what the 'Peter and the wolf' music was about? Anyway I found it over long and turgid. I'm sure loads reckon it was one of the best of the year.

Great for folks like me.......But I thought you always turned left.

A huge new pipe has been embedded under Soi Watboon in Jomtien. It runs from a sewage plant somewhere and the out about 100m into the sea. The road was dug up and closed for months....... and the dredgers and pipe layers visible in the bay opposite for almost as long. During instillation in the rainy season raw sewage flooded Jomtien beach road from traffic calming bump to bump. Bricks and slabs were laid by local shops so that people could cross beach road. But baht buses would just stop wherever and the passengers took their chances sploshing down into the stuff. When the waters receded cre

Despite the numbers I see on the beaches and in the water....(Most of them having anyway gone in for a piss).....I keep away from the polluted stuff. When it rains like it did yesterday, with all the street grime and shit washed into the mix......You're not swimming.....You're going through the motions.

Good one. I liked the inconclusive and ambiguous cartoon I saw of a chicken and egg in bed together.......enjoying a post-coital smoke. No expression drawn on their faces other than agreement. A simple line below........ 'I guess that solves that'

Although I've booked Nam on numerous occasions for the pick-up of friends arriving/leaving, today was a first. My son flew in at 6 am and I didn't fancy a 3.30 am, (to be safe), drive up to the airport. I told Nam this was a VIP pick-up...... She reassured me all of her drivers are safe but I asked for the one with the Fortuna as it's high ride and sturdy.......and brand new. Swopped all the numbers and the usual prep' was thoroughly done..........But you still consider what can go wrong. As usual I worried for nothing..... everything went perfectly. I was very impressed when I asked th

I didn't comment earlier because I try hard not to submit to the elaborate ocular phobic school which treat works of art like this as unclarified faulty texts and it becomes so hard to 'unpick the 'I' and 'eye' This is a wonderful example of early 'Flemish Bond'

I was up-graded to BA Business Sydney/London...........It was heaven.

Thanks.

I always made Flipper a part of my earliest holidays........Nice pool on the roof. Can sit out with the girl from the night before and have a bite.... watching the para-gliders in the Bay get their 90 seconds in the air. Right in the middle of loads of bars I used to go out have fun but not get serious about choosing a girl until I was practically back in Flipper. Have a great time and let us know how it goes.

Scary stuff......... Recent stats show that 25% of women are being treated for mental disorders.........That means 75% are walking round untreated.