atlas2

Good for you Papillon, unlikely to be any polo pony in Fish'n chips. I always thought as a kid, "Fish don't have bloody fingers"........... And, "Where exactly on a chicken are it's nuggets?" Just looked up the additives in a Big Mac. Won't bore you. But I see why it's been said only human's recognise a Mac burger as meat! And why people become strict food nuts, carefully avoiding this and that and taking regular exercise. .......The hospitals are still full of them though, dying of...........nothing.

We all have our own preferred tastes. So this is not an argument you can really get your 'teeth stuck into'. I don't recall ever being in a Sizzler, so I certainly couldn't say you were wrong..... if you've been into Sizzler and you've ordered the salmon and you disliked it then fair enough .........But if you haven't then, 'fancy food for trailer trash' just sounds snobbish.

Obviously a charge per stroke. 200 seems a bit beach road though!

In the UK gotta be, 'The Seashell' Lisson Grove. The rows of Rolls parked outside on the Jewish Sabbath a testament to the quality.

Well done.........I'd heard that but it was still funny....It's the way you tell 'em. I heard about this teacher in Washington State. "Today we are going to define words..........Let's start with an easy one...Handsome" Up shoots Lattisha's hand. "Yes Lattisha." "Well when I's a sucking on my Jamal's soul pole........An ma mouth done get to ache......I has ta use my handsome.

Good one.

Some of the 'wine' I've bought over here I've been amazed at how they get the cat's to sit on the bottle.

I just found out I'm PRECONVENTIONAL stage 2........on the Kohlberg thingy.

A 'mistake' not a 'scam'..........A scam would be a Scorpions concert of 100 baht quality sold at 500 baht. Very few Scorpions fans would fail to note the difference between their much beloved group and 'Glee'. Idefix is correct in my opinion and I was about to say as much before I saw he'd beaten me to the punch. However, the OP is right about checking for a 'mistake' before you leave....especially if you're on holiday.

Fantastic..........All I need is a date to go with. Actually I think I'd enjoy it better own my own.

I did use my Iternational license to simplify getting a Thai one........ (My 5 yr renewal is this October). All the info 5 yrs back was that an IDP was necessary to avoid the full test when applying for the inital one yr Thai DL. I'm also interested in Regyai's comment on lock up and a magistrate...Is that really the case?

I'll be 80 then and I've timed my money, my heart and my license to expire on the same day, so not a problem.

I have used my Thai license in Australia and the UK when hiring cars. In both countries it was accepted without comment. I had my UK license with me in case. I thought in the uk there might have been a surcharge but there wasn't. I use my thai one in case I trigger a speed camera in these countries. Whilst I might incur a fine I reckon there would not be any points added. I have to admit I really don't know. Also jacko what's this about a 10 yr renewal? I thought I needn't do anything apart from advise of a new address until I'm 70 or something. There's a date on my license. Also while

That does indeed look promising. I'll look into the cost of this place as I'll have to travel to Australia (already paid for) collect my 13 yr old son take him to Japan. Fly him back to Brisbane alone while I come back to BKK. I've got most of my ski stuff here but need to hire skies and clothes and boots for him. But it looks worht it and without the jet-lag that a trip to Europe or the US entails. Thankyou

Ahh skiing! Now if Thailand only had some decent snow somewhere! Living here the US and Canada are out. Australia I've only done Thredbo, great accommodation but not the greatest skiing. Has anyone any experience of Japan or Korea?

The version I heard it was a different Embassy and the guy is invited to 'miturat and defecate on the Persian rug and wipe his arse on the silk curtains. Anyway thanks. As for the French let's see if their unilateral excursion into Mali lays to rest the old joke....'What's the difference between a Frenchman and a piece of toast?..........Answer: You can make soldiers out of toast!" I Think that's a cue for an English joke.

Obama and the Queen were riding along the Mall in the state coach pulled by six white horses, when one horse let rip a thundering fart. The queen slightly embarrased for her guest said, "I am most dreadfully sorry.......There are some things which even the queen of England has no control over!" "Perfectly alright marm" Says Obama....."In fact until you said so, I thought it was one of the horses!"

I'd have told this bad tempered, batty burqar'd bitch her 'bomb looks big in that' and ran! Actually I would have supported the receptionist. I'd have said something. Politely. Probably got myself in trouble anyway. I've been in situations like this where I've been the one shouted at by a worked-up angry 'customer' taking advantage of my having my hands tied behind me by responsibility. It's easy to say now with hindsight and removed from the heat of the situation but I know me and I hope that...... I'd have interjected at a suitable lull with a polite and quietly spoken 'Mar Dam ( to

I went yesterday to 'ibeat' Tuk Com.......They have 5's in now. I'm told I, 'may buy one at 28,250 Bt but only if I buy a screen protector and case for another 1000 bt.' That works out in English, around GBP 609 for a phone!! My old 3G can't update the latest whatapps...Needs ios 4.3 at least..... But at 609 pounds I'll do without. I've a friend who might be selling a 4 soon that will do me.

I went out yesterday to buy 5. Both 'ibeats' the only authorised re sellers in Patts were sold out. So tried both DTACs. Only had 16GBs. Where would members suggest I can get one and be sure it's not a copy?

Is that why you post under the board name 'mm'? I actually went to the Drs, because before I got married because my wife to be said she wanted a husband with a 12" cock. The Doc looked at me and said, "K atlas, I can cut that down to any size you want!" No pleasing her though!...........On our wedding night she say's, "I can't take THAT! I've got a weak heart..... " I said , "Well lay on your side and I'll miss it!" Then she says, "Can't I just kiss it?" "What's the bloody point of being married then ?" I said..."I can do that myself"!!

I like jokes. I know a lot of them. Most jokes work well to differing degrees with most people. Having to explain a joke is the kiss of death to it. The person who didn't get it usually offers in his defense a loud groan followed by "that's crap" I thought the people in this thread were just winding the OP up? "I didn't get it" "oh yes you did!" I thought. Never explain a joke! Move on quickly. The OP is having a go. I give him credit for that. If it was me I'd be asking Sabaidii and Paps what jokes they find funny? Let's compare.

That's great 'London'......I'm going to do a course with Bushy in the new year. No doubt see you there.

You know a lot about this!

If there is something like a 10 week mini course in the new year that would be fun.