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Penalties I predict we win this one.

Still awake flitting between the football and athletics. Ennis, Rutherford and Farah. Well done GB

Two more rowing golds for GB as they say we're good at the 'sitting down' sports Up to 3rd again!

Yes well done USA! And personally I'd like to see Australia getting a better reward. Whatever the competition the Aussies never leave leave anything out there always 100% Lastly was up watching the boxing some of the judging! Spence from USA was robbed. Heartbreaking!

Can't wait to see the 'spinners' in the ladies shot-putt.

Yes' BAD'MING' ton. Having said that all the countries involved have made the right noises publically about it!

I can't help this.....and I don't like myself for it but....... I'm becoming increasingly.........anti Chinese. I don't resent their success........What am I saying? I do resent it. Just as I resented the East Germans for the means they employed to trounce the rest of the world. The Chinese seem to have adopted the old East German template. Picking children by body-type and enslaving them in the most extreme of physical regimes. Anyway, I'm not proud of this but I've found myself cheering on anyone with a chance of denying them gold as vocally as I do the GB team. Anyone else

'Chauvinism' now there's a word to conjure with. I wonder what the French for that is!! As I said on the other Olympic thread those dammed frenchies are currently kicking 'perfidious 'Albion's arse. But 'wan prat may me hondiow' which translates to 'there's not only one Buddha day' and we'd say 'every dog has his day' So a great day for France and I bet Idefix's botterm lip is flapping with excitement while poor old Sam's set about stiffening his upper labia. Have a wager you two! We can all chip in with ideas for the bet.

Even the seeing the practicalities of the peloton and the need for an even sharing of effort...... and noting how the leading pack each took a turn to maintain their advantage......It's silly of Cavendish to blame others, though we all look for excuses when we're at fault ....everyone sees through it and you 'lose' twice. I never made excuses in my squash matches ..........however much the other player was a cheating, phucking bastard and the umpire biased....... grin and bear it and..... never lose twice!

Yes "rock and droll' as another American succinctly put. Like your signature. I almost had, 'veni, vidi, visa'..... I came, I saw, I shopped!!!!!! The exclamation marks only being there to hopefully draw 'fornicators' attention and interest him!!!!! (ditto)!!!!!!

Dear Marge, As the world's worst golfer, caddies get a tip from me if they don't laugh when I play a shot! I used to give 300 for 9 holes but now I make it 200. My usual playing partner likes to flirt and 'chat up' his caddies. Which is fine if he does it on the move but when he adds another couple of minutes per shot trying to ingratiate himself, I find that I'm rushing to compensate and keep us to speed. I hate holding up play and so I just walk to the address and thwack the fucker....... If I slow down and deliberate I become equally tense and it results in the same awful play.

Hear hear Monty

I thought bean's bit and J B were great. Here come Thailand let's see if I can spot any Ladyboys.

I predict..... We will enjoy the fab 2 hours of the opening ceremony. Us Brits will feel justifiably proud of our heritage and our quirkiness. And watch out for the nurses!

Looking forward to it.......... But I'm on my guard and you won't find getting a picture of me so easy this time my friend........ I'd put the chances at one in a billion.

I'm not into photography but I liked your last lot. I suppose it was the Pattaya street life content that appealed. We've met by the way. Well you took a photo that I saw myself iin! Small world. On this fowl theme .........Can you get a picture this holiday of a duck smiling?

Well there you are! A lot of helpful board members who really know their lemons. Just curious as to why you've chosen to start your diet in Pattaya most people don't treat the place as a health spar....... Well not on holiday anyway . Unless you're hearing the word 'morbidly' a lot I'd put the lemon thing off until you get home.

I predict Andy Murray will win our first tennis gold,

Live long enough and the "bandy wobble walk" will return. I've staggered out of MFU bar that way for years Jacko!

So if we visit "Garbled's" profile we can see who's been visiting and playing games?

Never take on a Monty regarding, flags, desert battles, full breakfasts... and getting your kit of,f or you'll get bitten. Technically you're right of course. The flag of St Andy is above that of St Patrick at the hoisting end and this is reversed at the fly end. I blame this small iPhone and the detremental effects of constant masturbation. My mother said i'd go blind. Just thought I'd risk one eye! However, in the context of 'Murrayworld' I can say whatever I want and just say it was a joke!! So it all depends on the wind direction which in this case was Whoooooosh! Just joking?

Thanks for the thread. Pity Murray lost. Cheers!

Whoooosh

Just joking....... Though that union jack is upside down which is a sign of distress. He was just joking I know.

You know Tom I did take it as a 'put down'! I can see now I was being a bit over-sensitive. You were just being ironic. You were being funny and it was a joke. "Doh" You're right of course, 'atlas and his famous lack of a sense of humour'. A bit like when I took Murray's support for "anyone but England" in the last World Cup seriously. He explained, (after all the negative coverage), that there was no need to dispute he'd said it ....... because it was all, 'just a joke' for god's sake. Couldn't everyone see ....... He loves England......and the English. His coaches, girlfriend and a quart