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I think for that price they should carry you and your companion to the room in some kind of velvet covered litter!

LoL! I thought this thread was gonna be about the Captain's Table restaurant on Soi 13.

Any idea where the bar is yet?

That didn`t help the Thai truck driver too much did it? BTW, what`s a "farang"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPBUGUM7KQ

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2011/09/01/road-rage-in-chonburi-camry-driver-shoots-trucker/

So that`s Kiss food! Eaten there many times but never paid any attention to the name.

Captain Spalding never fails to disappoint

About the time this pic was taken I think, this must have been before the gogos got their neon signs

Do you mean you told them?

I would recommend trying these two sites for cheap flights http://www.southalltravel.co.uk/ or http://www.westeasttravel.com/

BTW that xhamster.com is a decent pornsite

I think they might notice!

There's plenty of bars in the Soi Bukhao area which will be showing the game, Wetherspoons is a good bar where you won't get any "hassle" from the girls!

June is low season for Thailand so I think if you shop around you will find a direct flight for close to £550. With regards Turkish Airlines, well I personally wouldn't recommend anything Turkish!

+1 Not sure why it was on a porn website tho!

Agreed! One guest for the duration of your stay should be no problem but a new guest each night is a totally different ball game!

So true! That`s why I voted Joe. It would be good to get an insight into his world and see what makes him so condescending!

Maybe a good idea to keep it zipped in yer pants if it's that big!

That's the spirit! If they don't want your baht there are plenty of better gogos(and girls) that do. BTW, welcome to the board!

May I ask if you are dark skinned?

I wouldn`t mind taking a couple of friends to a theme park next time I`m in town. Now I was kinda hoping for somewhere with a decent rollercoaster but I don`t remember seeing or hearing about one in the Pattaya area so my question to all you wise BMs is are there any to be found elsewhere in Thailand? Bangkok maybe? Thanks in advance for any help

Over so soon? Surely not! I think we're up to about day 15, please continue LD Seriously Lovedog many thanks for all your effort with the expat report, I thoroughly enjoyed reading about your(and Rocky's) adventures!

He`s not a BM on here is he?

Hilarious!