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The cheeks are the tastiest part.

That means nothing to me, I've never studied betting odds. How much is 5-4 in English Pounds and Pence on a Tenner?

Yes, never doubt the ability of Man U. How much would I have won if I put ten quid on Chelsea to win?

Honestly, I don't remember seeing it anywhere. Good to know it's there if I want it, thanks.

I'm not wrong. I didn't see any, LMFAO. Seriously though, I don't remember seeing any but I wasn't looking for it. Where can I buy it in Pattaya?

Oh yeah, 2 V 1 to Chelsea. No beer left in the fridge and I'm out of Rizla papers. Watching the BBC live update page is not ideal but at least I will be balls deep in a couple of teenage cousins tomorrow afternoon. Life aint so bad after all

04.00 is a bit tricky to watch the footy. I don't think I have ever woken up at 04.00 unless it was for a dream walk to the toilet and back to bed again.

Chelsea 1 V Man City 1 with only 10 players for Man City. Come on Chelsea, you overpaid bunch of fucking Prima Donnas. You've got 10 mins left to show the other bunch of overpaid prima donnas what you can do, LMFAO

Fuck me, Man City 1 nil up after only 2 mins. Glad I'm not a betting man. I prefer to piss all my money up the wall and give my money to the Honeys instead

I give up I will just monitor the BBC Football live update page and smoke a joint. Can anybody explain to me how I can get the Footie on my laptop? T.I.A.

I was in my hang out bar (never barfine from here) earlier tonight. I was getting low on cash so I told the Waitress that I was off to the ATM to get some cash and that I will be back soon. On the way back to the bar I spotted a Street Vendor selling corn on the cob. I was a pit peckish so I thought I'd buy one. Talking to the guy he confirmed that they were 20 Peso each. I really don't like going into a bar eating food on my own. Sometimes there's new girls working that haven't eaten for ages because they haven't earnt any money yet. I asked the guy how many he had left. He did a quick count and told me eleven. Ok , how much I give you for all? 200 Peso was the reply. Ok let's go. I sat on the back of his bike/cart and we rode back to the bar. I paid him and sat down and he brought the corns into the bar for the girls. Fuck me, you'd think I had bought them all a Porsche for Xmas! They were all screaming and coming over to me and touching corns together saying Tagay (cheers) and giving me a kiss on the cheek. Ten minutes later, everybody was sat about picking corn from between their teeth, LOL, One girl showed me how to make toothpicks from the Lollypop stick that is sttuck into the cob. I had a fantastic time and it reminded me how the best things in life are the simple things. Smiles all round for 200 Peso, LOL. (@ 150 Baht). I never get a reaction like that if I buy a Ladydrink for 120 Peso! It's the same in Pattaya, buy them all a bowl of cheap noodles and they lub you mak mak Here's a pic of one I bought earlier in case you've never seen a corn on the cob before, LOL (rubbed with butter and dusted with black pepper, yummy) ...... PS....... I don't remember seeing corn on the cob in Thailand? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

I'm trying to get the game on the internet at my hotel. Fucking nightmare. I've been banned from the bar where I usually watch the footie. Shame really cos I could stroll in there at 04.00 bung the guy 100 Peso and he'd put my game up on the screen in 2 mins.

Great stuff. Got any more?

Whooooooooosh.

Yes you were right about Newcastle. I'm not a betting man but if I was, I'd stick a few quid on Chelsea to win. What are the Bookies saying? Man City favourites?

Are there rooms available upstairs at any of the LK Metro Agogos? I don't mean for ST.

I'm 8 hours ahead of you.

Well done Stoke (Spurs rejects), I didn't see the game, much as I would have liked to. Big money game tonight. Face off, Chelsea V Man City. Who will prevail?

If you ever come here to AC, you'll be spoilt for choice. They roast them at the side of the road. Lechon Baboy. Buy a whole roast pig or just a chunk of it, up to you. It's one of the things I miss about going to the province with a girl. Throw a party and buy a pig. Great fun and masarap (delicious). I don't remember seeing it on various trips to the province in Thailand but I'm sure the Thais must do it too. I only ever see spit roast pig at parties in Pattaya.

Some more pics of the Girlies............... http://freebeerforyorky.com/racequeens.html

Do you mean Tawan Daeng? There's one in nSurin also. Great for picking up 'Good' TGs.

In another thread Nev said cards should be available on the 16th December.

Great photos thanks. Nice to see the Ladies looking better than the Ladyboys for a change.

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Not doubting that you were told to come back bn your last day but I've done it 4 or 5 times and usually it was a few days before. You are correct about the extension being denied. I forgot about that. It is strange. 'No you can't stay for an extra 7 days but we will allow you 7 days to leave, LOL.' TIT