Kev

All we need is a fucking pressure salesman on the board. Before you say it Mr Stein, GFY :)

Last time I was in Pattaya I was sitting in the Happy Bar on second road with the mrs and a pizza place had opened up next door since I was last in town. So I go over and order a pizza with the works, they brought it over to the Happy Bar. Well I was not impressed with the "works', it was pizza base and cheese, nothing else. Needless to say I returned the pizza to the restaurant, which was pretty full and vented my displeasure to the poor person in the shop. OK I should have got the cook out but I was in a pissed off mood. Kev

Hey Cookie, OK the first the book, then the TV series, then the block buster movie, then the WORLD. Na seriously good luck and don't forget to give us the details of the book when it becomes available. Cheers Kev

Ummm Basil (whoops Cookie), Enjoying it so far. Hope you have a good holiday at the Landmark (where ever that may be in Bangkok). Don't stress too much. Kev

So how much did you actually pay for the superior room???? Hey if you book a cheap room don't expect 5 star quality hey.

If my memory serves me correctly, yes Tengo was a pain in the arse who got ripped off or something in Bangkok by some bird, turns out he was pissed as a maggott and forgot shit. But hey we all live and learn. We are not all infalible.

Lek hotel used to have a good buffet, don't know if that still applies, will let you know in January when I'm back in Pattaya :)

Come on guys show a bit of compassion here please. JUMP YOU STUPID BITCH, JUMP AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!

Hey Cookie, Sorry for your run of recent mishaps but keep the diary going as this is compelling reading for myself.

Yep last time I was in Pattaya in Mar/Apr Singha Light was available.

Don't know what they are like but found this one through Google http://www.pattayacity.com/tiktravel/index.html Kev

Thanks gents, Just checked the tickets and yep the plane is a 767 so hopefully is will be a refitted one. I just love those personal TVs on the planes. Cheers, Kev

Anyone know the leg pitch/length for Royal Brunei out of interest. Flying to Thailand at Xmas using them for the first time.

Hey Cookie, Even though I haven't stayed at the Jasmine I find reading your diaries very amusing. I reckon you could make a great Thai mini series "Jasmine Mansion", based on the lines of Melrose Place or even Fawlty Towers as Braveheart pointed out.

Shit the Dragon I stayed there on my first newbie trip about 8 years ago. Nothing fancy but it was cheap and comfortable. Had no probs with the place, when I was there they had small beer bars across the road and a small supermarket next door. Also could use the pool across the road, but I believe now that is where Lolitas is :) Yep Soi Dianna has definately changed since those days. So the price is now 650 bahts a night, seems a bit pricey unless they as you say have done it up a fair bit. Might have a gander when I'm in Pattaya next time.

I know it is a bit late but I have been on holidays and away from the net. OK slightly off topic but 1 point I would like to bring up is that I go for the mighty WEST COAST EAGLES who slaughtered Sydney Swans in the 2006 AFL grand final. Sorry had to put this in. You Swannies don't get to upset, too bad Bazza didn't kick anything for you this year.

OK LMFHO on that one, but gotta say after one year marriage (last Sunday actually, last year's GF day) still between 1 and 2. BTW GO THE MIGHTY EAGLES!!!! KICK SYDNEY'S ARSE!!!!! (sorry if I'm shouting).

I think this is the link Whitespider was trying to post Property Rental

Check out the Baybreeze (has pool and close to the action), comfortable and cheap enough. Not everyone likes it but good value for money in my books. Kev

Hi Martin, Not being a smart arse or anything and appreciate this board heaps, but that is usually the story with software upgrades, they then need more hardware or memory to run the suckers. Anyway get some sleep, no ST tonight and relax. Kev

No way Picoman, just easier (hic, hic)

Yeah the one on top of Mike's Mall is a big one but shallow. Plenty of room to stretch out and relax and also good views around Pattaya from up there. Kev

Nice one Monkeyman you are a riot!

Cheers thanks wacmedia I got the wrong fucka squirt No offence intended Soi 7.

Hey Soi7 you're not retired are you? I thought you were studying for something or other???