Bob Belzy

It was my understanding from reading a while ago that these services were to be discontinued and only biz class pax would get fast tracked, but then if they have the right connections and envelopes......

So do I, I am in love with pussy.

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A man walks into a bar with a pancake on his head. The barman asks, "Why are you wearing a pancake on your head?" The man replies, "It's an old family tradition. We always wear pancakes on Shrove Tuesday." The barman remarks, "But it's Wednesday." Sheepishly, the man says, "Man, I must look like a real fool."

I man injured in a work incident needs to get a partial ear transplant, but when he gets to the hospital they tell him, "sorry but we have no human ear material left, but we can use some from a pig" The man agrees and the transplant goes ahead. He grows out his hair a little so people won't notice the scars and then waits for his check up. The doctor asks "How is your ear?" and the man says "It's okay, but there's a little bit of crackling in it"

A couple of recent articles that are a bit contradictory in terms of the time frame: https://loyaltylobby.com/2019/05/31/thailand-immigration-now-requires-full-set-of-biometric-data-including-fingerprints-upon-entry-expect-excessive-wait-times/ http://www.samuitimes.com/thai-immigration-plan-on-installing-fingerprint-scanners-at-all-points-of-entry-into-thailand/

Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled?" "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick bastard". [Sir William Connolly]

I'm not familiar with the inside of those apartments, but if you are into cooking beware that a lot of places have little more than a kettle and microwave in their 'kitchen area', plus potential issues with smoke detectors.

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn about multi-syllable words, does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Johnny says " Mas-ter-bate." Ms Jones smiles and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's quite a mouthful." From right up the back of the class comes another voice, "No Miss, you're thinking of a blowjob."

In my six-speed, reverse would be pretty close to 2nd base.

Last week I put down a deposit on a new bed in Ikea; bastards had me thrown out.

Err hang on, we're talking Pattaya now...... it would not surprise me in the least if the fibre etc had not been included in the burial plans. At best they have included the main telcos, but the rest???

I suppose that they may have laid new power cables, but then it has to be connected up to the properties, followed by changeover and then decommissioning of the aerial power system. A couple of times I have asked if anyone knows how they are actually going to carry out the project, as I see this as a lot more complex than might first meet the eye.

I meant that I'm still not sure that a certain person got it....I got it first time :-0

I'm still not sure.......

Glad I didn't need an MRI for my old fellah then. It makes me curl up when I see the pills that Thai hospitals dole out. Antibiotics by the pound. The only good thing is they charge peanuts, but they have no business dishing out the shit in the first pl;ace. That's why we have worldwide issues with antibiotic over-prescription. I know they have some good doctors in the country, but they also have a lot of useless arseholes.

" relentless hordes of cretinous slant-eyed lemmings ", presumably the leftovers from the ones building artificial islands in the South Vietnam Sea.