Bob Belzy

Then you're very lucky. Perhaps that's why insurance is so expensive in the US?

From experience, most won't cover MRIs unless its required due to a non-sporting injury or as part of in-patient treatment.

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Here's a bonus hour (or 15 minutes maybe): 16 Quick Jokes 1. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl. -------------------------------- 2. How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. -------------------------------- 3, Why are women & Kentucky Fried Chicken the same? By the time you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. -------------------------------- 4. How are tornadoes & marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking & blowing, & in the end you lose your house. -------------------------------- 5. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump & swim are already in the US. -------------------------------- 6. How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper? The tongue's still in the envelope. -------------------------------- 7. Why did God invent alcohol? So ugly people can get laid. -------------------------------- 8. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word? Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!" or "house!" -------------------------------- 9. What have women & condoms got in common? Both spend more time in your wallet than on the end of your cock. -------------------------------- 10. How do you make a dog drink? Same as any drink, put it in a blender. -------------------------------- 11. What's got four legs & an arm? A rottweiler. -------------------------------- 12. What do you do if your boiler explodes? Buy her some flowers. -------------------------------- 13. How is pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them. (quality) -------------------------------- 14. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. -------------------------------- 15. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut! -------------------------------- 16. How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. -------------------------------- End There are always two sides of the story. A. Her Story He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at the pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I had promised – but he didn’t say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought that we would go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up, and wondered whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn’t really sure. So, anyway – in the car on the way home I told him that I loved him deeply, and he just put his arm around me. I don’t know what the hell that means because, you know, he didn’t say it back or anything. This really worries me. We finally got home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say that it’s all over between us. Reluctantly, I said that I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes he joined me, and to my surprise, he responded to my advances and we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him – but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don’t know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think that he is seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster. A. His Story Australia lost the cricket. Got a root though.

And it doesn't matter where in the world you are, their rates are crap. The only bigger rip-off than Travelex are airport duty-free shops.

I've yet to see a bra on sale in Thailand without copious foam inserts provided.

Something for everyone, just one third of the way to being gross: 1.What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the Ass & say, "You're next!" -------------------------------- 2. What's the difference between a bitch & a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, & a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. -------------------------------- 3. What's the difference between love, true love & showing off? Spitting, swallowing & gargling -------------------------------- 4. What 3 words do you dread most while making love? "Honey, I'm home." -------------------------------- 5. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse. -------------------------------- 6. What did the gynaecologist & the pizza deliveryman have in common? They both get to smell the goods but neither one can eat it. -------------------------------- 7. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl. -------------------------------- 8. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full. -------------------------------- 9. How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. -------------------------------- 10, Why are women & Kentucky Fried Chicken the same? By the time you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. -------------------------------- 11. How are tornadoes & marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking & blowing, & in the end you lose your house. -------------------------------- 12. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump & swim are already in the US. -------------------------------- 13. Do you know why women fake orgasm? Because men fake foreplay. -------------------------------- 14. What's the difference between getting a divorce & getting circumcised? When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! -------------------------------- 15. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job. -------------------------------- 16. How do you find a blonde in long grass? Pleasing! -------------------------------- 17. When is a pixie not a pixie? when he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'. -------------------------------- 18. What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself. -------------------------------- 19. How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper? The tongue's still in the envelope. -------------------------------- 20. Which of the following doesn't belong: meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs, & your meat, but you just can't beat a blow job. -------------------------------- 21. What's the difference between a blonde & an ironing board? It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. -------------------------------- 22. Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to keep amused. -------------------------------- 23. Why do seagulls have wings? To beat the gypsies to the tip. -------------------------------- 24. Why did God invent alcohol? So ugly people can get laid. -------------------------------- 25. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word? Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!" or "house!" -------------------------------- 26. What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a hooker? Your last blow job. -------------------------------- 27. What's the difference between a woman from Wigan & a walrus? One's got a moustache & smells of fish & the other lives in the sea. -------------------------------- 28. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled 'Coping with 'Darkness'. -------------------------------- 29. Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the guide dog. -------------------------------- 30. What have women & condoms got in common? Both spend more time in your wallet than on the end of your cock. -------------------------------- 31. How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a liquidizer. -------------------------------- 32. What's got four legs & an arm? A rottweiler. -------------------------------- 33. What do you do if your boiler explodes? Buy her some flowers. -------------------------------- 34. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient!! -------------------------------- 35. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it. -------------------------------- 36. How is pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them. (quality) -------------------------------- 37. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. -------------------------------- 38. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. -------------------------------- 39. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut! -------------------------------- 40. How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. -------------------------------- 41. Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. -------------------------------- 42. Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract. -------------------------------- 43. Why do Italians wear moustaches? So they can look like their mother. -------------------------------- 44. Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting. -------------------------------- 45. Did you hear about the new shade of Dulux called "Blonde"? It's not very bright, but it spreads easy. -------------------------------- 46. Why do women have FOREHEADS? So you have someplace to kiss them after they give you a BLOWJOB. -------------------------------- 47. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. -------------------------------- 48. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. End

Somebody said this photo was funny, but I can't seem to see it....

If they are in Whitehall, then they are arseholes.

Browsing through YouTube tonight. Came across a clip from UK comedian 'Jasper Carrot'. As an aside, there used to be a popular brand of English tea called Typhoo, their slogan was "Typhoo put the T in Britain". Some smartarse then came up with "if Typhoo put the T in Britain, who put the Cunt in Scuntorpe?" Maybe it was Jasper Carrot. https://youtu.be/_7NYe173-iw

Within reason and by adopting reasonable precautions, I can't think of anywhere in Pattaya that I have felt unsafe. However, I couldn't say that for some of the non-Thai ethnic areas in Bangkok that I will not go.

Clint's birthday cake

The duopoly will certainly cushion the effect, but it will not stop the effect.

Never imagined that any BM works at city hall, in fact very few people work there at all! Just wondered if anyone had anything to report. Some areas like the northern end of town will be easier than others due to newer infrastructure and less time in place. If 90% can be taken down, then where are the services that replace them? 5G is still a fair way off, especially for the small places.

Nobody should under estimate the impact that this will have on Boeing and I don't just mean the fears of the great un-washed traveller. This is now an issue at the highest board table level. Boeing have fucked up big time and it will require significant US political resources to recover it.

You miss the point. I've seen nothing so far that includes the fibre-optic and other cables in the equation and I'm not interested in anyone's 'expectations'. What I'm asking is if anyone knows if those cables have been included in the planning. After all we are talking about Thailand. Yes 5G is another issue, but f-all to do with what I'm asking, as it may impact on people's internet access now and just not in the future.