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You could always go Thai and raise the asking price.

Have you ever noticed a woman's 'I'll be ready soon' is the same 5 minutes of a man's 'I'm leaving the bar shortly?'

An eager young bull and a wise old bull stood on a hilltop, admiring the herd of cows in the meadow below. "Say, why don't we run down there and each screw a cow?" the young bull enthused. The wise old bull replied, "How about we just stay up here and you blow me?"

Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?” “My uncle Mick” replies Paddy. “What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy