pcdodger

A man walks into his local council office and says to the receptionist, "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming election to be a Member of Parliament." The receptionist replied "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form." So he was completing the form happily until he came to the question asking "Are you circumcised?" So he asked the receptionist "Is that question necessary and relevant?" She replied "If you are circumcised you are not eligible to apply." He asked what difference would it make if he was circumcised? She replied "To become an MP, you have to be a complete prick."

Gonzo, maybe I have got an itch here but what you say to do is exactly what I for one did, and did not get the courtesy of a reply or response, that was last year, and still waiting Whether Pete started this board or not is irrelevant, that cannot nor should not deter customers from making genuine complaints.

Regret to say, the only time you do seem to respond is when you start getting complaints via the board. You have been made aware of these problems for some months. There are way too many other eateries in Pattaya to have to put up with bad food and service.

This subject came up on the board not so long ago, I agree with what you say blacknight, only problem was I followed this route and an answer was never forthcoming, so I posted my experience last November on the board. Whether too much is being left to staff , I dont know, but these reports are getting sadly repeated.

The Blues Brothers

Wow, so many to choose from, I just dug out my old LP out of nostalgia, aah magic. Back to the thread Toyah Willcox

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss." After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

Bring back the Borstal System = less thugs mugging old ladies. Phil Daniels

Beowulf

Or "careful where you stick it"

Michael Caine

Bette Davis

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking? Dont fucking look down

LMFAO

Same for me Glyn, perhaps they are rolling it out by region and for those of us in the UK our turn is coming. PS Thanks for the heads up Mojo

Great film Lee Van Cleef

Danny DeVito

Been there a few times for vacations and travelled around quite a bit but never worked there. As others have said it is, in the main, a shithole but a fascinating shithole. Having said that, after Saddic`s post I cant imagine anyone would look forward to working there. PS Saddic, great post.

Julianne Moore

Raiders of the Lost Ark

For our American friends The football commentator Andy Gray was yesterday sacked by BSkyB from his £1.7m-a-year job following the emergence of a succession of recordings in which he could be heard making sexist comments

He was brilliant in the Panther films but I am showing my age by saying he was also with Sellers in :- The Ladykillers

Roddy McDowall

On the train yesterday I was sitting opposite a really sexy Thai girl, I thought to myself, " please don`t get an erection " oh sweet Jesus " please dont get an erection " But, she did