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Hi You may well believe what you say, but I am afraid that I dont. Wenger will always see what he wants to see, and moan about what he does not like. He may not be the only manager to do this but please dont try to convince anyone that he or his team are victimised, they are not, and he is at times a blatant hypocrite.

Didnt get any popups or malware when I opened and re-posted it. I have Ad-Aware and Microsoft Security on my computer so they obviously worked. Apologies if there was something embedded, and, no I didnt get paid, and I dont appreciate your abnoxious assertion

An elderly couple, Margaret and Wayne, moved to Texas . Wayne always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Wayne stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Wayne, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Wayne yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope. Not a clue", she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!" Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Wayne. Shoulda bought a hat."

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again. "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds. When he begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up and again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus? The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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Thats a goodun

Oh come on, you dont believe that crap do you? The Arse are no more picked on by refs or get bad decisions than other teams Wenger needs to stop moaning and go to "Specsavers"

Great cricketer, always gave 100% Will never forget the newsreels of him, pissed as a fart after winning the Ashes. Thanks for the memories Freddie.

Do read these forums and follow the good advice from others who have been there and done it. Dont carry more money on you than you expect to spend or can afford to lose. Do enjoy yourself.

George was the same age as me, and the talent was incredible, I saw him destroy my team one Saturday when he was playing for Manchester United, you had to admire his skill though. The fact that the was Irish without doubt held him back, there was never enough talent in an Irish team to compliment him and he would have walked into any international team, including Brazil. Sadly, the booze and the women that were there for him were his downfall, as is well documented, perhaps in a different world if he would have had better advice or guidance he would still be with us. On the other hand, given that this is a mongers forum, he had one hell of a good time while it lasted.

Agree completely with your take on Ali But, re FOOTBALL your an idiot

George Best was a brilliant footballer but anyone who has seen both players could never have a doubt, Pele was THE World`s Greatest player.

Do so hope you are wrong Although I am not a Chelski supporter, I suspect they will be top at the end of the season, they are so strong in depth and they do play as a team, and, they now have a manager to compare to the "Special One"

Yeah, thanks anyway, have phoned them but wanted to put a complaint on record.. Did the wrong thing, booked EVA through Netflights, bad move.

Yes their ratings and standards are falling No you can`t trust them Been an Evergreen Club member for 5 years and they still treat you like crap 1. Cancel your flight 2. Alocate another at their convenience 3. If you want a different flight you can go on standby for it. Not the way to retain a loyal customer base.

Ref the EVAAIR flight changes, do any of you guys Have a current email address ( Not Evergreen Club ) for EVA in the UK or their head office in Taiwan ? all I can find are telephone numbers. Any help would be appreciated.

Ditto Bazle, same firm but for October to November only £462, happy chappie and counting down

Great joke We had a few like that in the UK They are called Lib-Dems

They fly out of London Stanstead to KL (LCCT) They are showing some cheapies for early next year on this route, but you will have to be quick if interested Book now till 25 Jul 2010 | Travel from 14 Feb - 8 May 2011 From GBP 249 one way Fly from London Kuala Lumpur From GBP 2 one way

You surely cant mean the forman got a stiffy at lunchtime

I hope they are going to start UK to LOS direct instead of KL. Now that would be good news

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong. Sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The receptionist replied, 'You've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.' Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered 'THE TEETH.