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A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says Prophets are going through the roof.

Got to be- Bruce Willis

The Thomas Crown Affair (remake)

Naveen Andrews

One of the best films IMHO The Great Escape

Larry Hagman

Burl Ives

A while back, on a LOS trip, I picked up a girl at the hotel bar. I scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne. I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?" "No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight." I said "enjoy" ...

A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the first child 'hello Becky, what have you been doing this playtime?' Becky replies ' I have been playing in the sand box' 'Very good' says the teacher 'if you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit' Becky duly goes and writes 's a n d' on the blackboard.. 'Very good' says the teacher and gives Becky a biscuit. The teacher then says 'Freddie, what have you been doing in your playtime?' Freddie replies 'playing with Becky in the sand box' 'Very good' says the teacher.. 'If you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I will also give you a biscuit' Freddie duly goes and writes 'b o x' on the blackboard. 'Very good' says the teacher and gives Freddie a biscuit. Teacher then says 'Hello Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?' 'No' replies Mohammed, 'I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing sand at me, calling me nasty names and asking to see under my jacket in case I had explosives' 'Oh dear' says the teacher. 'That sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me - I tell you what, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' I will give you a biscuit'

This surely refers to Advance Passenger Information and as Bazle says you will be asked for all your details from your passport if you do an online check in. Most airlines seem to ask for this information well in advance these days.

For that very reason I always try to book through Agoda, instant confirmation, and no hassle. And without appearing to plug them, their prices are usually pretty good.

I had a month this year in LOS and the cost of everything from food to pussy seemed so much higher than ever before, even though I can remember a 39bt to the UK pound in 1996. Not a lot better here in Europe, the pound is up and down against the Euro so its just a case of waiting and hoping things get better.

Regret that I would not eat there again. Have sent Pete a PM to explain why, as I am not one to wash dirty linen in public. Sad, as nice location.

I am going to try to drag this thread, kicking and screaming back on subject. I used Tuk on three occasions last month and found her service impeccable, the first two times the cars were good and the drivers and driving sensible. The third time was at short notice (15 minutes) and she got me out of a jam after someone else let me down. I would be happy to use her again and recommend her on the board.

Welcome Dale. I will give your place a look next visit. Good luck with the venture.

Before the Fat Controller opened the first envelope I said to the family, Russia and then Qatar "How can you be so sure" was the retort In one word Baksheesh. Until the "real" football world wakes up and purges the corruption from FIFA this will happen again and again.

As Joe says, the Taj is one of those places you want to visit at least once in your life, in a word, fantastic, but you won`t do it from Mumbai without a long trip. I got a flight from Mumbai to Delhi, hired a car and driver and did Agra for the Taj, Jaipur for the Amber Fort and Back to Delhi, overnighting twice in each city before flying down to Goa. If you do go to India, the visa can be obtained from their High Commission ( in UK that is ) in about 3 days but that requires two visits, by post they used to quote 2 weeks when I got mine. Is it worth the hassle? without a doubt.

Now that is a good joke lmfao

PATTAYA: -- A group of schoolchildren and their teacher have been injured in a freak lift accident at a central Pattaya hotel on Thursday. The lift is thought to have plunged from the sixth floor of the building in unknown circumstances. Pattaya, the 21st of October 2010 [PDN]: At approximately 8:30pm on Thursday, Lieutenant Colonel Phitak Nernsaeng (Pattaya Police Investigator) was notified by the Pattaya Memorial Hospital that a group of schoolchildren had been admitted suffering injuries resultant from a lift accident at the Sunbeam Hotel in Soi 8, central Pattaya. Investigating the incident, a team of officers under the command of Colonel Nunthawut Suwanla-ong (Pattaya Police Superintendent) went to the scene. On arrival at the Sunbeam Hotel, officers confronted Mr. Songwut Wongsiri [32], the guest relations service manager, who subsequently showed them to the lift at fault in the accident. The lift was marked out of order, while no external damage was immediately evident to officers. Mr. Wongsiri explained that the lift, a maintenance lift, had suffered an unknown fault before falling and impacting with the ground, but not severely. He revealed that all the hotels lifts had been properly installed and regularly maintained in accordance with international standards. The injured had been transported to the Pattaya Memorial Hospital shortly after the accident. PATTAYA DAILY NEWS

Frosty, you give me too much credit young man, twas not my making, but I thought so so accurate when I had it sent to me.

DARLING I IN VILLAGE NOT IN PATTAYA I WAIT FOR YOU

If she is willing to do BKK City -Patts next week I will give her a whirl, does she have an email addy by any chance?

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom Door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from Within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter With a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you Doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years Old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and Leave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz Coming from the other side of the closed bedroom Door. Upon entering the room, he observed his Daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter Said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this Thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a Husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a Shopping trip , Placed the groceries on the kitchen Counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, Of all places, the living room. She entered that Area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, Downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing Like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the hell are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my Son-in-law.'

A man checks into a hotel in Perth while on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth in Queen Street near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call. 'Hello,' the woman says.. God, she sounded sexy. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?' She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 1 for an outside line.' It took three hours for him to get the courage to check out next morning.

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.