New Years Eve Party at Drunks & Dare-A-Licks

[chris_heaton]

This is just a pure advert to remind everyone that we have another party on New Years Eve. Starts 8pm with Free Food, 10pm Show (See pics from last Party), and at Midnight ?????

 

HELP -- Any one got a suggestion as to what you would like to see happen then? Reply quickly please as we don't have much time to arrange things!

 

Chris & Kaew

Drunks & Dare-A-Licks, Jomtien, Soi 9

[chris_heaton]

I will be posting some pics of the party later today but for those of you who are interested in the life and tribulations of a bar owner in Pattaya, read on......

 

Don't know what the customers thought but in my opinion the party was a flop!!.

 

All started well with a full downstairs bar, by 10pm the upstairs bar was full and everyone was patiently waiting for the show. At 10:15 I asked the girls when they were starting the show and they said first 1 girl would dance then 2 girls then all three then they would sart the show. So started playng the music, one girl danced then two then NOTHING, back to one! Asked the wife what was going on and she explained that first 1 would dance then 2 then 3 then the show. I got angry and said we have already been through that so after long discussions between the girls and my wife we started again.

 

By the time the show started it was about 10:40 and most people had wandered away. Sure enough we went through the 1, 2, 3 girl ritual then the show started. Great I thought, if it was anything like the show they did last time we would be in for a treat

 

BUT

 

Suddenly the girls stopped and just sat there, after a minute or two, while the remaining guests were asking me if that was it! they started to get dressed! Nearly all people left at this time and only 3 people stayed upstairs. The wife went crazy with them and she came back and said OK, they will dance 1 girl, 2 girl, three girl then show!!!!!!!

 

I hit the roof!!! Told them it was too late! so the girls just carried on dancing to an empty room. What made it worse was that they then got horny and started having sex with each other with no one watching except me an ywo other guys. A third guy ventured back upstairs and was immediately grabbed by the three horny girls and as one sat on his face the other gave him a blow job. Not sure what the third girl was doing but she was involved somehow. So that was the disaster of the show, next I went downstairs.

 

OK, not too bad, although many had left we still had a full bar downstairs. Now for the midnight bit. We had arranged that the New Year countdown would play through the amp and then all the girls would sceam HAPPY NEW YEAR and run around kissing every guy in the place. So midnight approached and I cut the music for 15 secs then played the 1 minute countdown, - 5,4,3,2,1,0....... NOTHING. The girls just quitely sat with the customers and nothing. Ok I thought the girls might of missed the countdown so to start thngs off I yelled HAPPY NEW YEAR..... NOTHING. So far I have never lost it in the bar but this time I was very close, grabbed the wife and manager and told them NO TIPS FOR THE GIRLS - and they were lucky I did not sack them all on the spot! The No Tips bit worked. Suddenly the girls were up, kissing and giving everyone a good time, 10 minutes late!

 

Now we still had a fair few in the bar so I was happy and rang the bell!! Good, everyone enjoyed that.

 

The next thing was that the wife had organised a present swap and give away thing for the girls. This involved ALL the staff running off to one side of the bar a screaming as each present was handed out. After 15 mins of this non-stop screaming and the girls totaly ignoring the customers everyone had checked bin and gone next door! We had two customers left. I complained to the wfe and she said "Xmas was for the customers and New Year was for the girls" We had a LONG talk that night and she was put right on who comes first, customers or girls!!!!!

 

So that was it, in my view terrible. I just hope that those who supported our bar by turning up had a good time and the things that went on behind the scenes did not ruin their enjoyment too much.

 

Anyway, as I said, pictures to follow.

 

Chris

Edited January 1, 2007 by chris_heaton

[ozboy]

sounds more like fawlty towers pattaya style than behind closed doors,or is this the start of a new series to rival kev,george and co lol

ozboy

[Guest anto1]

Chris ,i would have gone ,but knew i would have been latched on to by the same certain girl for the night .She is a nice girl ,but i just did not want to get stuck .Someone said that trying to manage bar girls is like trying to manage a herd of cats .In other words almost impossible ;-)

[chris_heaton]

Not sure about the Fawly Towers bit, but if you talk to any bar owner about what happens with the girls you will see that this is nothing new! The best bis are being kept for an e-book I am compiling, provisionaly called "Bar Girl Tales"

 

Anto 1, I try to keep a strict "No Hassle" policy at the bar. If one of our girls is too clingy please let me know. She won't mind cooling off or you changing lady. Sometimes they think you want them to run to you when you walk in cause you think they are a girlfriend who you are missing too much. Sometimes I think hey would prefer to just sit and talk to their friends but they are gret actors. (mind you, someimes they really like the guy, and despite me telling them a guy can switch lady at any time, they still argue with each other over other girls pinching their man!)

 

Chris

Edited January 1, 2007 by chris_heaton

[Skygod]

Don't know what the customers thought but in my opinion the party was a flop!!.

 

 

Chris,

 

I feel for you. You do the planning; you think everything is covered and then Wham! you're hit by a sneak one that you never saw coming. Just bad luck I guess.

 

I hope the party that I'm hosting on Friday doesn't suffer the same fate.

 

Better luck next time. Keep your head up and forget about it. You can't alter the past.

 

 

George

[papillon]

Unlucky mate!

 

Trials and tribulations, etc, etc.

 

I appreciate your honesty. Will seek out your bar on my next trip.

 

Be lucky

[sabang]

"I hit the roof!!! Told them it was too late! so the girls just carried on dancing to an empty room. What made it worse was that they then got horny and started having sex with each other with no one watching except me an ywo other guys. A third guy ventured back upstairs and was immediately grabbed by the three horny girls and as one sat on his face the other gave him a blow job. Not sure what the third girl was doing but she was involved somehow. So that was the disaster of the show, next I went downstairs."

 

Well I know someone who had a great New Years Eve!

 

Shame that most missed the show, but thats TG's.

It's not unusual for most of the crowd to head off after midnight, given the smorgasbord of entertainment on offer. And it's not unusual for the crowd to enjoy themself more than the host.

I popped into your place once, but it was a few weeks before you took over.

Will be sure to come again- do save a pork chop for me!

 

sabang

[EnglishPaul]

Sounds like you tried your best to make it a good night and your girls let you down somewhat,although I woudn`t have minded being the 1 guy being attended to by the 3 girls

It happens,I think you are being rather hard on yourself and although I haven`t visited your place it sounds good,will make the effort to visit sometime.

Edited January 3, 2007 by EnglishPaul

[chris_heaton]

Here are the pictures as promised:

 

 

 

 

 

Was going to include some others, but a complaint made by a local Thai bar owner to the police about our parties makes it impossible at the moment. So you will just have to use your imagination as to what I was going to post!

 

Chis & Kaew

Drunks & Dare-a-Licks

[rockinjerry]

Did you ever get that "complaint" problem resoved?

[chris_heaton]

Cannot go into details but it is resolved. Although no more shows for now! Will be having another party though very soon! Details to follow, as they say.

Chris & Kaew