Where's the coldest place in America?

[papillon 695]

Virginia

 

Because it's minus 22

[henryski 6]

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[joekicker 53]

Virginia

 

Because it's minus 22

 

-32 actually.

 

Double entendre du jour: That's cold.

[baht_miser 9]

It would be Alaska except for the fact that some of the eskimo girls are pretty cute. They don't bare a lot of skin in the gogo's though.

[MrMango 672]

You are sick...

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State by state low temperature records

State Temp. Date Station Elevation

( F) (feet)

Alabama -27 Jan. 30, 1966 New Market 760

Alaska -80 Jan. 23, 1971 Prospect Creek 1,100

Arizona -40 Jan. 7, 1971 Hawley Lake 8,180

Arkansas -29 Feb. 13, 1905 Pond 1,250

California -45 Jan. 20, 1937 Boca 5,532

Colorado -61 Feb. 1, 1985 Maybell 5,920

Connecticut -32 Feb. 16, 1943 Falls Village 585

Delaware -17 Jan. 17, 1893 Millsboro 20

Florida - 2 Feb. 13, 1899 Tallahassee 193

Georgia -17 Jan. 27, 1940 N. Floyd County 1,000

Hawaii 12 May 17, 1979 Mauna Kea 13,770

Idaho -60 Jan. 18, 1943 Island Park Dam 6,285

Illinois -36 Jan. 5, 1999 Congerville 722

Indiana -36 Jan. 19, 1994 New Whiteland 785

Iowa -47 Feb. 3, 1996* Elkader 770

Kansas -40 Feb. 13, 1905 Lebanon 1,812

Kentucky -37 Jan. 19, 1994 Shelbyville 730

Louisiana -16 Feb. 13, 1899 Minden 194

Maine -48 Jan. 19, 1925 Van Buren 458

Maryland -40 Jan. 13, 1912 Oakland 2,461

Massachusetts -35 Jan. 12, 1981 Chester 640

Michigan -51 Feb. 9, 1934 Vanderbilt 785

Minnesota -60 Feb. 2, 1996 Tower 1,430

Mississippi -19 Jan. 30, 1966 Corinth 420

Missouri -40 Feb. 13, 1905 Warsaw 700

Montana -70 Jan. 20, 1954 Rogers Pass 5,470

Nebraska -47 Feb. 12, 1899 Camp Clarke 3,700

Nevada -50 Jan. 8, 1937 San Jacinto 5,200

New Hampshire -47 Jan. 29, 1934 Mt. Washington 6,288

New Jersey -34 Jan. 5, 1904 River Vale 70

New Mexico -50 Feb. 1, 1951 Gavilan 7,350

New York -52 Feb. 18, 1979* Old Forge 1,720

North Carolina -34 Jan. 21, 1985 Mt. Mitchell 6,525

North Dakota -60 Feb. 15, 1936 Parshall 1,929

Ohio -39 Feb. 10, 1899 Milligan 800

Oklahoma -27 Jan. 18, 1930 Watts 958

Oregon -54 Feb. 10, 1933* Seneca 4,700

Pennsylvania -42 Jan. 5, 1904 Smethport est. 1,500

Rhode Island -25 Feb. 5, 1996 Greene 425

South Carolina -19 Jan. 21, 1985 Caesars Head 3,100

South Dakota -58 Feb. 17, 1936 McIntosh 2,277

Tennessee -32 Dec. 30, 1917 Mountain City 2,471

Texas -23 Feb. 8, 1933* Seminole 3,275

Utah -69 Feb. 1, 1985 Peter's Sink 8,092

Vermont -50 Dec. 30, 1933 Bloomfield 915

Virginia -30 Jan. 22, 1985 Mountain Lake 3,870

Washington -48 Dec. 30, 1968 Mazama 2,120

Winthrop 1,755

West Virginia -37 Dec. 30, 1917 Lewisburg 2,200

Wisconsin -55 Feb.4, 1996 Couderay 1,300

Wyoming -66 Feb. 9, 1933 Riverside 6,650

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State high temperature records

State Temp Date Station Elevation (feet)

Ala. 112 Sept. 5, 1925 Centerville 345

Alaska 100 June 27, 1915 Ft. Yukon 420*

Ariz. 128 June 29, 1994 Lake Havasu 505

Ark. 120 Aug. 10, 1936 Ozark 396

Calif. 134 July 10, 1913 Death Valley N/A

Colo. 118 July 11, 1888 Bennett 5,484

Conn. 106 July 15, 1995 Danbury 450

Del. 110 July 21, 1930 Millsboro 20

Fla. 109 June 29, 1931 Monticello 207

Ga. 112 July 24, 1952 Louisville 132

Hawaii 100 April 27,1931 Pahala 850

Idaho 118 July 28, 1934 Orofino 1,027

Ill. 117 July 14, 1954 E. St Louis 410

Ind. 116 July 14, 1936 Collegeville 672

Iowa 118 July 20, 1934 Keokuk 614

Kansas 121 July 24, 1936 Alton 1,651

Ky. 114 July 28, 1930 Greensburg 581

La. 114 Aug. 10, 1936 Plain Dealing 268

Maine 105 July 10, 1911 N. Bridgton 450

Md. 109 July 10, 1936 Cumberland and Frederick 623, 325

Mass. 107 Aug. 2, 1975 New Bedford and Chester 120, 640

Mich. 112 July 13, 1936 Mio 963

Minn. 114 July 6, 1936 Moorhead 904

Miss. 115 July 29, 1930 Holly Springs 600

Mo 118 July 14, 1954 Warsaw and Union 705, 560

Mont. 117 July 5, 1937 Medicine Lake 1,950

Neb. 118 July 24, 1936 Minden 2,169

Nev. 125 June 29, 1994 Laughlin 605

N.H. 106 July 4, 1911 Nashua 125

N.J. 110 July 10, 1936 Runyon 18

N.M. 122 June 27, 1994 Lakewood N/A

N.Y. 108 July 22, 1926 Troy 35

N.C. 110 Aug. 21, 1983 Fayetteville 213

N.D. 121 July 6, 1936 Steele 1,857

Ohio 113 July 21, 1934 Gallipolis 673

Okla. 120 June 27, 1994 Tipton 1,350

Ore. 119 Aug. 10, 1898 Pendleton 1,074

Pa. 111 July 10, 1936 Phoenixville 100

R.I. 104 Aug. 2, 1975 Providence 51

S.C. 111 June 28, 1954 Camden 170

S.D. 120 July 15, 2006 Kelly Ranch/Usta 2,339

Tenn. 113 Aug. 9, 1930 Perryville 377

Texas 120 Aug. 12, 1936 Seymour 1,291

Utah 117 July 5, 1985 Saint George 2,880

Vt. 105 July 4, 1911 Vernon 310

Va. 110 July 15, 1954 Balcony Falls 725

Wash. 118 Aug. 5, 1961 Ice Harbor Dam 475 475

W. Va. 112 July 10, 1936 Martinsburg 435

Wis. 114 July 13, 1936 Wisconsin Dells 900

Wyo. 116 Aug. 8, 1983 Basin 3,500

*Elevation

big difference between low an high

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[The Mook 105]

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